Spank the monkey!
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- Agent-Commando
Originally posted by Jim0322
My wife has been out of town and I am picking her up at the airport this evening. If she asks what I did this morning I think I won't say "Well I was reading my gaming forums and spanked the monkey at 169 miles per hour."![]()

To which she will reply, "Lonely much?"

Actually, I'm gonna go see my gf later and she'll ask the same, what did I do this morning, I'll tell her "I spanked the monkey at 194 miles per hour." Maybe then that'll make her spank MY monkey...

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