The game of all games

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The game of all games

Postby Buliwyf » Tue Aug 03, 2004 4:25 pm


Sewer-Urchin

Postby Sewer-Urchin » Tue Aug 03, 2004 4:28 pm

I've been messing around with that..it's a great reminder to me of my early days gaming :)

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Postby Tommy Boy » Tue Aug 03, 2004 4:46 pm

i want to set myself on fire

MMmmGood

Postby MMmmGood » Tue Aug 03, 2004 5:16 pm

Hmm....how do i get horse grease?

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Postby King » Tue Aug 03, 2004 5:24 pm

my nvidia 4600 runs like shit on peasent quest, do you think i should upgrade to an ATI 9800??? can i buy a server to run multiplayer on this one? is PQ available in shrub?
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Postby Tommy Boy » Tue Aug 03, 2004 6:50 pm

Originally posted by Kingofbeers
my nvidia 4600 runs like shit on peasent quest, do you think i should upgrade to an ATI 9800??? can i buy a server to run multiplayer on this one? is PQ available in shrub?


LOL

I am having performance issues too...any tweaks?

:)

P.S. I still can't figure this out.

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Postby DocTrebor » Tue Aug 03, 2004 7:01 pm

do you think punk buster will take care of any hacks?

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Postby King » Tue Aug 03, 2004 7:37 pm

i only get about 2 frames per sec... i dont know what the prob is....

might see if someone at nvidia has any suggestions... thank god i dont have to pay long distance to talk to "gary" over in india gotta love out-sourcing
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Mutant Enemy

Postby Mutant Enemy » Wed Aug 04, 2004 1:18 am

Hahaha, I finally beat the game. I can now go back in on mulitplayer and start cursing out every other player and admin. Once I get banned I'll change my name and... here's the funny part... do it again. I am so clever!

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Postby Jeffro » Wed Aug 04, 2004 1:44 am

1024x768x32 @ 60 hz

No AA, No AF...

Pretty sweet! :cool:

Runs smooth at a steady 15 fps.
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Re: The game of all games

Postby TChicken » Wed Aug 04, 2004 2:04 am

Originally posted by Buliwyf
can you beat it? :)



I got 3, anybody else?
And I'm pretty sure that big dude was hacking, he killed me in 1 hit!

Trever40

Postby Trever40 » Wed Aug 04, 2004 6:33 am

I beat it

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Postby Tommy Boy » Wed Aug 04, 2004 8:10 am

that is awesome...can someone tell me how to get started!?!

Sewer-Urchin

Postby Sewer-Urchin » Wed Aug 04, 2004 8:15 am

First couple of things Tommy: get the feed from the lady's house, throw it in the water next to the fisherman, get the stones on the shore. I won't say anymore unless you need me to. Hint: the well, and the horse :)

Trever40

Postby Trever40 » Wed Aug 04, 2004 5:56 pm

I'll say more from memory if you want to read
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Put stones in bucket on well and the bucket falls to the bottom use crank to pull it back up and you find a mask I think?

use that mask on the horse with the flies all over its butt which causes it to run scared and break the fence

go to the next screen past the hole in the fence and you see a guy throwing darts. You have to tell him "Haldo" I believe which the arrow guy earlier tells you to say to him if you find him this causes the guy to leave to go back to the other arrow guy

Pick up an arrow from the tree and head back to the place with the arrow guys and the bullseye targets - talk to him and give him the trinket (which I believe is found in a berry bush near the hut with the lady inside)

after giving trinket he says you can win a nice bow if you can hit 3 bullseye targets - now you can play as much as you want and once you get used to shooting it gets easier - on the right side shows how fast the wind is blowing and you want to line yourself up the best you can with the wind and try to hit the marker on the meter for both bars.

After winning the Bow go find the kerrek guy - the monster that chases you and with the arrow you had from previous scene use bow on kerrek and he dies and it begins to rain - go to kerrek guy and pick up belt from him.

Now head for the scene with the puddle and you can see its now a real puddle and run over it and you fall in it and become all muddy - now head for the scene that has a haystack in it and type hide hay which causes you to jump in the hay

now since kerrek is dead you can move to the bottom of the screen and to the next scene and you see yourself as a haystack moving around - there is now the Jhenka guy in front of the little hut there and has treasure next to him - with the haystack on you go over and type take treasure. This causes the wind to blow and the haystack to blow off of you - the Jhenka asks if you stole his gold just simply say "no" and he will ignore you after that

now take the treasure to the lady in the hut near the 4 bushes and give it to her she in return gives you a baby and leaves the place.

If you've already taken chicken stock from that hut and used it in lake to get the fisherman to return to INN then head for the INN - type throw baby or use baby and the innkeeper says nice baby here's some pills for the little thing or something like that

Return to the well and put baby in bucket of well and it drops to bottom - crank up well and pick up the sandwich that you receive. Also, I believe you can throw baby in water in some scene and receive another item but I havent done that

now leave that place and head for the area with a hut that has stone around it and type push stone (I think) which causes a hole to break open in the right side - now since you cant fit through you need to "put baby in hole" the baby now goes through and opens the door for you and then leaves the area and leaves you for good.

In the hut open drawer and take robe from drawer then type put on robe - close drawer for extra points if ya like.

With the robe on go back to the Inn and tell innkeeper you want to stay the night - the scene turns into night and you not able to sleep - the innkeeper is gone and the pantry closet is wide open - head over to the closet and "take pot" from top shelf - this causes it to fall on your head and alot of grease to dump over you - head outside

With the grease on you head to the bottom for the next scene and make sure its night time or else this wont work - with the lantern all lit up just run over the lantern and the grease on your hood catches on fire.

You now smell bad because of the Belt from the Kerrek, you look like a peasant because of your robe, and your on fire like a peasant because of the grease and lantern. Go talk to the guard now

Okay now save the game and head up the cliff and all you do is avoid the big boulders dropping from the top which isnt hard to do - once at the top head in the cave on the right

walk forward and you will be confronted by a magician - he says you must answer a question to receive a shield unless you had some food you can bypass the question - give him the sandwich you have in inventory and receive shield

Next magician asks for an item if you have it but if not he will ask you a question and the answer is probably C - simply answer the question to your knowledge and receive something else

Next magician asks question or if you have drugs from innkeeper then give him drugs for his back and he thanks you and gives you Sword

Now simply proceed and meet your dragon that you need to kill.

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