Pick Up Lines
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Pick Up Lines
by DocTrebor » Fri Oct 08, 2004 6:15 pm
Post your corny line here:
Girl, is that a keg in your pants? Id sure love to tap that ass!
Girl, is that a keg in your pants? Id sure love to tap that ass!
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by gowhitesox99 » Fri Oct 08, 2004 6:30 pm
Are those pants made from windex cuz I see my face in them.
Your dad must be an astronaut cuz your ass is out of this world.
You want to come over and stare at my ceiling.
That shirt looks great, you think it would look good balled up on my floor?
Your dad must be an astronaut cuz your ass is out of this world.
You want to come over and stare at my ceiling.
That shirt looks great, you think it would look good balled up on my floor?
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by Conscious* » Fri Oct 08, 2004 6:52 pm
The word of hte day is legs, you want to come back to my place and spread the word?
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by Keekanoo » Fri Oct 08, 2004 7:04 pm
Hi. I'm not surprised those cheesy run-of-the-mill pick-up lines didn't work on a lady of your quality. I'd offer to buy you a drink, but that would imply you can be bought. Freedom is priceless, no?
Alternately, rush over to where she's sitting, push her aside and say, "Oh my god--I'm sorry about that... I've lost the keys to my Lambourghini..."
Alternately, rush over to where she's sitting, push her aside and say, "Oh my god--I'm sorry about that... I've lost the keys to my Lambourghini..."
by JAG » Fri Oct 08, 2004 7:45 pm
How about "Would you like to dance?"
If she says no you can always reply by saying "I think you misunderstood, I said you look fat in those pants!":P
If she says no you can always reply by saying "I think you misunderstood, I said you look fat in those pants!":P
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by Slaughter1 » Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:05 pm
<---is in to nice looking feet, and I let the women know it, just by saying excuse me, this might sound weird but I kinda have a foot fetish, and wow your feet are sexy. It turns into casual conversation ect.....but I have never been turned down by that line, women like a little attention to the foot area, they spend so much time messing with them ect....lol, And of course sexy feet = 99.9 percent of the time = nice looking women, if they spend sooooo much attention to them, they usually spend time on other things too.....Lips are another good one, but never a line with it, I just love the two tones of the lipstick ect
by SHWoff » Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:51 pm
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or, should I walk by again...?
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by ShipWreck » Fri Oct 08, 2004 9:09 pm
lemme check ur label.. ahh just what i thought made in heaven
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