Look ma, no hand!

Off topic, but don't go too far overboard - after all, we are watching...heh.
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Look ma, no hand!

Postby ||ASS||Mortimer » Thu Dec 09, 2004 6:26 pm

Bad career move?

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Postby SkiloDog2000 » Thu Dec 09, 2004 8:41 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Postby Chacal » Thu Dec 09, 2004 9:45 pm

I don't understand how men could become the dominant species.
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Postby PhantomEagle » Thu Dec 09, 2004 9:56 pm

Whaa hahahhaa, now that's even more hilarious than the idiot who got his head almost bit off. Nice hahahha.
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Postby Savage Bulldog » Thu Dec 09, 2004 10:17 pm

OMFG!:eek:
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Postby Sir Loin » Thu Dec 09, 2004 11:11 pm

What do you expect after thumping the gator in the head five times. Serves him right.
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Postby LordShard » Thu Dec 09, 2004 11:34 pm

Originally posted by PhantomEagle
Whaa hahahhaa, now that's even more hilarious than the idiot who got his head almost bit off. Nice hahahha.
Normally they don't bite unless something touches the inside of their mouths. They can't see infront of them to know to close their mouth.

The guy touched the gators tounge so he KNEW there was something to chomp on. The guy who got his head bit was bit because he was sweaty and the sweat rolled off him into the gators mouth.

As far as whackin the gatorsa nose, dunno.
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Postby Sayntfuu » Fri Dec 10, 2004 1:10 am

I agree with the nose whacking thing. Although I am not sure if gators are smart enough to get pissed off. You get what you deserve though.

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Postby cavalierlwt » Fri Dec 10, 2004 5:01 am

Originally posted by Sayntfuu
I agree with the nose whacking thing. Although I am not sure if gators are smart enough to get pissed off. You get what you deserve though.

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See that's just it, Gators are much smarter than we give them credit for. That Gator let himself get caught, let them think they had 'trained' him. He knew it was just a matter of time before he could train the stupid humans to think they could put their hands in his mouth. Look at the genius of it, an obvious predator sits there with his mouth wide open, teeth in full view, and he still managed to hoodwink that guy into puting his big juicy hand right in the Gator's mouth!
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Postby yaDad » Fri Dec 10, 2004 6:33 am

that knucklehead fell out of the dumbass tree and hit every last limb on the way down
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