OMG someone please gouge my eyes out!

by **ShellShock** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 9:16 pm

Ok so my friend and I decide to head over to his house to watch some TV (since he has TiVo) When we walk in the front door I notice what sounded like a woman moaning, and it was coming from his sister's room!
Now while my friend is in the kitchen getting snacks, I decide to investigate these "noises". So, me being the curious one, I slowly opened the door to his sister's room and peered inside. What I saw will scar me for life. I saw his 54 year old dad with his dick in his hand masturbating to a porno!

I ran out of the house and told my friend I was going home, when he asked me why I told him what I saw. He just shrugged it off and said his dad rents porn from this place and watches them in his sister's room because that's where the only other VCR in the house is.
Needless to say, I am not going back to his house any time soon.

by **Savage Bulldog** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 9:24 pm

that is some NASTY stuff..your gonna have some nightmares after that:lol:

by **SkiloDog2000** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 9:47 pm

.......no comment
better u than me

by **Heart Collector** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 11:11 pm

That guy has no respect for his daughter. You don't do that stuff in your kids room for fucks sake!

by **Evan** » Fri Dec 10, 2004 11:44 pm

Originally posted by ShellShock
Ok so my friend and I decide to head over to his house to watch some TV (since he has TiVo) When we walk in the front door I notice what sounded like a woman moaning, and it was coming from his sister's room!
Now while my friend is in the kitchen getting snacks, I decide to investigate these "noises". So, me being the curious one, I slowly opened the door to his sister's room and peered inside. What I saw will scar me for life. I saw his 54 year old dad with his dick in his hand masturbating to a porno!

I ran out of the house and told my friend I was going home, when he asked me why I told him what I saw. He just shrugged it off and said his dad rents porn from this place and watches them in his sister's room because that's where the only other VCR in the house is.
Needless to say, I am not going back to his house any time soon.

Now that's disturbing..

by **SandStorm** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 12:29 am

Originally posted by ShellShock
Ok so my friend and I decide to head over to his house to watch some TV (since he has TiVo) When we walk in the front door I notice what sounded like a woman moaning, and it was coming from his sister's room!

At that point I thought you were gonna continue on how you walked in on his sister and one of her friends and they invited you to join them or something....but the story quickly went bad and is very, very disturbing. :help:

Hope you recover allright.

by **DocTrebor** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 1:33 am

Curiosity killed the cat.

by **Jeffro** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 1:42 am

Originally posted by =DocTrebor=
Curiosity killed the cat.

Ditto.

And your friend just shrugged it off when you told about his dad whacking it in his sis's bedroom?

Sounds mighty f'ed up if you ask me! :freak:

by **shockwave203** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 2:04 am

hahhaa, that reminds me of the time i was over at my buddy's house watching TV. his dad came down in his housecoat and sat on the couch. little did he know that the housecoat opened up at the bottom and his dick was just lying there in plain view...i wanted to run, but i just kept watching TV lol

by **Jeffro** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 2:13 am

I don't get it...

I've been to several of friends houses and I have failed to encounter something as strange and scarring as you guys. Personally...I'm glad I'm missing out on this. :lol:

by **Sayntfuu** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 2:31 am

OMG I was expecting something much funner to read than that.

fuu

by **Heart Collector** » Sat Dec 11, 2004 10:25 am

Your friends family is eff'd up man. Lol....him included for shruging it off like its normal.

Please buy your friends dad another VCR. They cost 10 fricken dollars.