Favorite insult phrase?

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Favorite insult phrase?

Postby Jeffro » Sat Dec 11, 2004 10:00 pm

What's your favorite insult phrase?

Mine's "BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!"
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Postby Drax » Sat Dec 11, 2004 10:01 pm

I'd have to say....Moron.

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Postby shockwave203 » Sat Dec 11, 2004 10:12 pm

you smell like ass...wtf?

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Postby EZC » Sun Dec 12, 2004 12:20 am

"Look at that, see it. Its ur position in this company."
friend was told that by a former manager. Good friend just a little to much of a know it all. His boss was pointing at the floor.
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Postby DocTrebor » Sun Dec 12, 2004 3:20 am

"you like school in summertime. . ."
"school in summertime?"
"yeah bitch, school in sumertime...open yo bitch ass ears before i pop a cap in yo ass"

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Postby Sir Loin » Sun Dec 12, 2004 3:35 am

"I'd wish you the best of luck, but I'm afraid if you had it, you wouldn't know what to do with it"


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Postby Hairy Ballsagna » Sun Dec 12, 2004 3:57 am

a kid i went to high school with once said "your mothers a lesbian.....and so's your dad" and "man doin it with her must be like throwin hot dogs down a hall way" (great visual)
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Postby Sayntfuu » Sun Dec 12, 2004 3:58 am

sif

fuu

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Postby ANTONIUS » Sun Dec 12, 2004 11:39 am

FU-is good enough
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Postby Slaughter1 » Sun Dec 12, 2004 12:42 pm

my fav. is get off my mom cause I just got off yours

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Postby /vid_restart » Sun Dec 12, 2004 1:33 pm

Originally posted by StenGod
Umm, you need to worry about what ur kids are gonna look like...cuz if their ears are 1/4 of the size of Trebors...they'll be on zoloft by the time theyre 8. @(-_-,)@


My favorite one. :rotflmao:

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Postby El Cid » Sun Dec 12, 2004 1:58 pm

your as dumb as a box of rocks
your as dumb as a three dollar bill
Your momma's so dirty she has to creep up on her bath water
your mommas so fat she shot amoose and ate it
your momma's so ft when she went to hop on the scales she saw her mobile number

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Postby JimmyTango » Sun Dec 12, 2004 4:16 pm

My grandpa has a few good ones. one is:

'Are you a partial moron or a complete moron, I'm leaning towards complete moron.'

You also have to picture an 80 year old Canadian yelling out of his driver side window of his Caddy.

It is also fun shopping with him. He will yell your name and tell you to hurry up and check this out. He will point out something(say an ice cream cone) and very loudly(so everyone near him will hear him) say:

'Look, you can buy a 25 cent ice cream cone for only $2.00!!'

El Cid

Postby El Cid » Sun Dec 12, 2004 5:01 pm

Sounds a lot like my Great Uncle.

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Postby Sabres » Sun Dec 12, 2004 6:08 pm

Originally posted by El Cid

Your momma's so dirty she has to creep up on her bath water

your momma's so ft when she went to hop on the scales she saw her mobile number




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