The last Christmas spam thread
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- LordShard
The last Christmas spam thread
by LordShard » Sat Dec 25, 2004 11:59 pm
I heard there is no Christmas in the silly Middle East.
No trees, no snow, no Santa Claws, they have different religious beliefs.
They believe in Mohammad and not in our holiday.
And so every December I go to the Middle East and say.
Hey there mister Muslin. Merry fucking Christmas,
Put down that book the Koran and here some holiday wishes.
In case you haven't noticed, it's Jesus’ birthday.
So get off your heathen Muslim ass and fucking celebrate.
There is no holiday season in India I've heard,
They don't hang up their stockings and that is just absurd.
They never read a Christmas story they don't know what Rudolph is all about.
And that is why in December I'll go to India and shout.
Hey there Mister Hinduist. Merry Fucking Christmas.
Drink eggnog and eat some beef and pass it to the misses.
In case you haven't noticed it's Jesus’ birthday,
So get off your heathen Hindu ass and fucking celebrate.
Now I heard that in Japan that everyone lives in sin,
They pray to several gods and put needles in their skin.
On December twenty-fifth all they do is eat a cake.
And that is why I go to Japan and walk around and say.
Hey there My Shin Taoist, Merry Fucking Christmas!
God is gonna kick your ass you inphedelpic pagan scum!
In case you haven't noticed there are festive things to do,
So lets all rejoice for Jesus and Merry Fucking Christmas to you!
On Christmas day I travel around the world and say,
Down with Christmas boners and all you atheists to!
Merry Fucking Christmas too you!
No trees, no snow, no Santa Claws, they have different religious beliefs.
They believe in Mohammad and not in our holiday.
And so every December I go to the Middle East and say.
Hey there mister Muslin. Merry fucking Christmas,
Put down that book the Koran and here some holiday wishes.
In case you haven't noticed, it's Jesus’ birthday.
So get off your heathen Muslim ass and fucking celebrate.
There is no holiday season in India I've heard,
They don't hang up their stockings and that is just absurd.
They never read a Christmas story they don't know what Rudolph is all about.
And that is why in December I'll go to India and shout.
Hey there Mister Hinduist. Merry Fucking Christmas.
Drink eggnog and eat some beef and pass it to the misses.
In case you haven't noticed it's Jesus’ birthday,
So get off your heathen Hindu ass and fucking celebrate.
Now I heard that in Japan that everyone lives in sin,
They pray to several gods and put needles in their skin.
On December twenty-fifth all they do is eat a cake.
And that is why I go to Japan and walk around and say.
Hey there My Shin Taoist, Merry Fucking Christmas!
God is gonna kick your ass you inphedelpic pagan scum!
In case you haven't noticed there are festive things to do,
So lets all rejoice for Jesus and Merry Fucking Christmas to you!
On Christmas day I travel around the world and say,
Down with Christmas boners and all you atheists to!
Merry Fucking Christmas too you!
- [FSU]SkunX
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by [FSU]SkunX » Sun Dec 26, 2004 12:27 am
lmao -eyes tear up-...that was touching...i might print taht out and save if for when i have kids...
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Re: The last Christmas spam thread
by Sabres » Sun Dec 26, 2004 12:53 am
Originally posted by LordShard
Now I heard that in Japan that everyone lives in sin,
They pray to several gods and put needles in their skin.
On December twenty-fifth all they do is eat a cake.
And that is why I go to Japan and walk around and say.
Hey there My Shin Taoist, Merry Fucking Christmas!
God is gonna kick your ass you inphedelpic pagan scum!
In case you haven't noticed there are festive things to do,
So lets all rejoice for Jesus and Merry Fucking Christmas to you!
That whole paragraph is great! lmao
- SkiloDog2000
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by SkiloDog2000 » Mon Dec 27, 2004 12:38 am
that is so racist
we need more of that today
i hate everything politically correct
i got a buddy who was suspended from school for calling somone black( combined with some non racist yet offensive terms ) while he was called honkey, white trash, cracker(and even some words which even i look down on beginning with n and resembling that of a winnie the pooh character). my point is, let angry people kill eachother and also, WHO FUCKIN CARES. ([{que gary coleman}])
we need more of that today
i hate everything politically correct
i got a buddy who was suspended from school for calling somone black( combined with some non racist yet offensive terms ) while he was called honkey, white trash, cracker(and even some words which even i look down on beginning with n and resembling that of a winnie the pooh character). my point is, let angry people kill eachother and also, WHO FUCKIN CARES. ([{que gary coleman}])
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