FUNNY AS HECK, but hold onto your stomach.............

by **tek** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 5:58 am

Read it..

You'll laugh...you might BBLLLLLAAAAAHHHHH too...

http://www.tuckermax.com/tuckertriesbuttsex.html

ROFL

by **SavageParrot** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 6:18 am

'Everyone's doing anal. It's the new black'

Seiously funn sh*t dude :rotflmao:

by **LordShard** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 6:44 am

I think the crowning moment was when my eyes locked with Jaime’s, I saw her moment of realization and then her quick shift from shock and surprise to complete and irreparable anger. Between bouts of hurling she flipped out:

“OH MY GOD--BBBLLLLAAAAHHHH--YOU FILMED THIS, YOU ASSHOLE-- BBBLLLLAAAAHHHH-- HOW COULD YOU-- BBBLLLLAAAAHHHH--I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME--BBBLLLLAAAAHHHH--OH MY GOD-- BBBLLLLAAAAHHHH--I LET YOU FUCK ME IN THE ASS--BBBLLLLAAAAHHHH.”

by **Tour of Duty** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 9:17 am

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by **LordShard** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 9:37 am

Even while I'm at work I still chuckle about him getting shit on his stick and how she ran away!

by **SavageParrot** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 9:47 am

I want to be her therapist. I could get a really big mortgage with that kind of income...

by **LordShard** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 10:07 am

bblaaaarg No blaaaaarg you blaaaaaarg should wait blaaaaarg until the housing blaaaaarg bubble pops blaaaarg.

by **Tommy Boy** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 3:22 pm

that really is funny...I read it 3 times and was killing myself laughing...he is a good writer!

by **King** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 3:42 pm

lol too bad the story is bullshit... its like a tall tale or some shit... i heard that story from a guy who told me that happened to his friend. very funny, yet, chances are the guy who wrote this isnt the orginator of the story

by **LordShard** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 3:46 pm

Originally posted by Kingofbeers
lol too bad the story is bullshit... its like a tall tale or some shit... i heard that story from a guy who told me that happened to his friend. very funny, yet, chances are the guy who wrote this isnt the orginator of the story

I figured it to be a prank, but it's still funny as hell.

He asked a gay waiter what to use and he dind't say to use a condom. ROLF:rotflmao:

by **Wolfy2** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 3:49 pm

wow when I have nightmares that is exactly what happens in them!! lol.

by **LordShard** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 3:51 pm

Originally posted by Wolfy2
wow when I have nightmares that is exactly what happens in them!! lol.

heh, so you seduce a younge lady have your best friend in the closet take pictures as you get shit on your stick in your dreams? o_O

by **SavageParrot** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 6:22 pm

Yay another potential client for my pschological helpline. Dial 1800parrotdon'trealycarebutwantsyourcash...

by **LordShard** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 6:39 pm

by **NGame** » Sun Jan 09, 2005 9:00 pm

Hahaha. Anal lube...

FUNNY AS HECK, but hold onto your stomach.............

FUNNY AS HECK, but hold onto your stomach.............

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