Pentagon admits developing SEX BOMB!

by **ShellShock** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 1:19 pm

http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=mg18524823.800&print=true

Most bizarre among the plans was one for the development of an "aphrodisiac" chemical weapon that would make enemy soldiers sexually irresistible to each other. Provoking widespread homosexual behaviour among troops would cause a "distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale, the proposal says.

The Pentagon just got +100 awsome points in my book! They should go ahead and start development on the sex bomb's successor, the Lesbobomb!

by **Jeffro** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 1:22 pm

Originally posted by ShellShock
http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=mg18524823.800&print=true

The Pentagon just got +100 awsome points in my book! They should go ahead and start development on the sex bomb's successor, the Lesbobomb!

That just what I wanna see...a bunch of insurgents making out! :eek:

by **LordShard** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 4:36 pm

Ha ha ha, Jeffros gonna wink his wank on homoereotic porn.

I knew you ahd it in you! (literally)

by **Sir Loin** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 5:10 pm

So basically......the pentagon created this homosexual weapon so our enemies would be doing each other doggy style instead of shooting us. Very weird.

by **LordShard** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 5:19 pm

Think of the iraq war would be! Down on their knees trying to give us BJs :rotflmao:

by **Sabres** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 5:22 pm

When are they releasing this? hahah :lol:

by **LordShard** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 5:23 pm

Originally posted by Sabres
When are they releasing this? hahah

In my PANTS.

by **King** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 5:33 pm

So after we send these homo-bombs on these people, we give ourselves the full right to kick their ass cuz homosexuality is not a religious virtue.

by **DocTrebor** » Fri Jan 14, 2005 6:03 pm

Homo Bombs, to be found in BF2 :lol:

by **ShellShock** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 12:20 am

Originally posted by =DocTrebor=
Homo Bombs, to be found in BF2

Wouldn't do much good against most ECGN guys since we're already pretty homo. :lol:

by **Heart Collector** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 3:45 am

Wonder who they were testing it on. Hmm........ King of Beers said he used to live near an airforce base.

by **Tommy Boy** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 11:15 am

don't believe this for a second....

by **LordShard** » Sat Jan 15, 2005 11:53 am

Originally posted by Tommy Boy
don't believe this for a second....

you drink to much BULL milk.

by **Jeffro** » Sun Jan 16, 2005 12:59 pm

What happens when we get "friendly" fire

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