Make sure she swallows

by **EZC** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 5:19 pm

I just saw this article and had to post it. I think its hilarious.
http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/story.jsp?flok=FF-APO-1110&idq=/ff/story/0001%2F20050224%2F1256698016.htm&sc=1110

:lol:

by **JimmyTango** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 5:41 pm

I have been watching this for awhile. I am sure the emotional stuff is total BS, but the guy got screwed. He has to pay $800 a month in child support? That is total BS.

by **Chacal** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 5:56 pm

She asserts that when plaintiff 'delivered' his sperm, it was a gift - an absolute and irrevocable transfer of title to property from a donor to a donee,'' the decision said. "There was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request.''

These things could hardly be said in more elegant terms...

by **CodeRed68** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 6:14 pm

Some women have serious issues, i tell you.
If they are not cutting unborn babies out of other, pregnant women's bodies, they are now saving sperm in thier mouth from oral sex to use for artificial insemination? That is just insane.
This guy should not have to pay one dime to that bitch. And she should be prosecuted for using false circumstances resulting in forcing him into fatherhood without his consent.

by **SkiloDog2000** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 6:23 pm

for $800 that must either be one fat baby or one fat bitch.

by **cavalierlwt** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 6:27 pm

He's screwed. I saw a episode of '60 minutes' that dealt with guys that found out that their wives were cheating and that their kids were actually fathered by the other man. They had two different cases where the husband (ex-husband actually) was forced to pay child support even though DNA tests showed that the kids belonged to the other man. How's that for a kick in the ass? It's man's world---except in court.

by **SandStorm** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 9:31 pm

Damn, that sucks. I would be having nightmares too.

by **Siren** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 9:45 pm

That is hilarious. Hilarious because its so screwed up . :eek:

Make sure she swallows..... :lol:

by **Casus** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 9:51 pm

Originally posted by Siren
That is hilarious. Hilarious because its so screwed up .

Make sure she swallows.....

Well....nm, I won't ask.

by **DocTrebor** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 10:08 pm

Originally posted by Casus
Well....nm, I won't ask.

Bazzzinnngggg!

by **Siren** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 10:12 pm

Yes, Casus?

by **Casus** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 10:42 pm

Originally posted by Siren
Yes, Casus?

Hmm, is that:

Yes. Casus? (Will you marry me?

)

or

Yes, Casus? (Yes, what may I do for you?)

by **Casus** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 10:43 pm

Originally posted by Chacal
These things could hardly be said in more elegant terms...

Why's that, mouth full?

by **DocTrebor** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 1:30 am

Originally posted by Casus
Why's that, mouth full?

...

by **Chacal** » Fri Feb 25, 2005 8:34 am

C'mon, spit it out!

Make sure she swallows

Make sure she swallows

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