French Bashing jokes

by **Alofwar** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:18 pm

I wnat to start a thread where people can post jokes at the French. Y u ask, well their so much fun to make fun of.

by **Alofwar** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:18 pm

J:How do say give me Liberty or give me death in French?

A:I surrender

by **Twister026** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:20 pm

Originally posted by Alofwar
J:How do say give me Liberty or give me death in French?

A:I surrender

by **||ASS||Mortimer** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:22 pm

Q:What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their arms up?

A:The Army:P

AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "run" to "hide." The only two higher levels in France are "surrender" and "collaborate."

The raise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France’s white flag factory, thereby disabling its military.

by **Alofwar** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:22 pm

J: Why do French naval vessels have glass bottoms?

A: So they can see the rest of their ships.

by **Twister026** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:23 pm

!!!

by **Alofwar** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:23 pm

J: What did the major of Paris say when the Geramns took the city in WW2?

A: Table for 100,000 moisuer?

by **Alofwar** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:25 pm

J: What do you get when you throw a grenade into a French Kitchen?

A: Limonliam Blownapart.

by **Alofwar** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:27 pm

J: How many Frenchman does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just Chirac and the rest of Europe revolves around it.

by **||ASS||Mortimer** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:30 pm

Q: What English word has no equivalent in the French language?

A: Gratitude.

by **Alofwar** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:31 pm

Look what happened the day after we got the Olympics.

by **Hat Rack** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:33 pm

Chacal is going to love this thread.

by **Alofwar** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:33 pm

y is that?

by **cavalierlwt** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:36 pm

I don't have any good France jokes, I do like to have a laugh at this historical picture once in a while though:

by **Alofwar** » Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:36 pm

The French have been called Arrogant, obsessed with smell food and sex. When 1 Frenchman was asked ofr his thoughts on this comment he said " BE QUIET, im eating garlic off my girlfriends nipples".

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