What Bush really meant with his state of the union

by **Alofwar** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 7:36 pm

I would first like to point out i dont want a political thread here, its just a joke. What Bush really meant is in brackets.

My fellow Americans (and people of New Orleans)
Last year you re-elected me as your presisdent (You think i'm stupid, what does that say about you?)
This year i want to focus on domesticissues (I dont want to talk about Iraq)
And how we need to reduce our dependcy on oil (I still dont want to talk about Iraq)
We need to reduce the consumption of fossil by countries like, India, China, Asia. (Invade, India, China, Asia)
It is vital we reduce our addiction to oil (I did it with alcohol)
We need to develop new technologies to help us. (Drink, anyone?)
We need to reduce our oil consumption by 75% by 2020. (Thats almost half)

by **Sabres** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 7:39 pm

nice post

by **Namloot** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 8:11 pm

by **SavageParrot** » Wed Feb 08, 2006 8:34 pm

LoL you nicked that from 'Mock the Week'. That show is funny as fuck

by **Alofwar** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 4:13 pm

Mock the week is brilliant, "Things that wouldnever be said at the oscars" "As i played a gay cowboy i know where i'll be stickin this little guy."

:lol:

by **SavageParrot** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 5:51 pm

I was wetting myself over that guy talking about cannibal cards. 'In the event of my death, tuck in'...

by **cavalierlwt** » Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:38 pm

Is 'tuck in' British slang for 'eat'??
Totally different meaning in America.

What Bush really meant with his state of the union

What Bush really meant with his state of the union

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