Kid grads college in one year

by **cavalierlwt** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 5:33 pm

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/09/19/AR2006091901779.html

So what, so this kid managed to graduate from college with double major in just one year. Let me ask the most important question: Did he get laid even once??

Take this life lesson kids, don't rush through college like this freak. Take your time, take five years, remain drunk for at least 3 of them. Get laid, learn to unhook a bra with one hand (try doing that with calculus!), increase your alcohol tolerance with keg stands.

by **Bromsin** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 5:34 pm

I mastered the one hand bra unhook my second year...

by **TiNM@N** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 6:01 pm

FOOLS!! i didn't even need to go to school to learn that skill.

by **cavalierlwt** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 6:24 pm

Um, you don't learn that in class per se, you just get to practice it lot at college.

by **Davis** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 6:25 pm

dont care.

pitty post

by **King** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 6:48 pm

I encourage you to do drugs.

by **Chacal** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 7:06 pm

Originally posted by Bromsin
I mastered the one hand bra unhook my second year...

Ha! That's nothing. You don't know the power of the Dark Side.

by **cavalierlwt** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:09 pm

by **CreepingCharlie** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 9:00 pm

by **petersapien** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 9:31 pm

nice:rotflmao:

by **ZRX 1200** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 9:50 pm

His final GPA was Conspicuously Absent in that article. Also the caption under his picture says 60 units in a year. So.... thats 1/2 of the way towards One degree, not including the additional requirements for two of them.

Edit: I missed the info box with the details of the total. Anyhow, 72 units of AP credit seems pretty sketchy. Must have been a pretty slack curriculum (there's a reason the better schools wouldn't have let him do that).

by **Killer Mike** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 9:52 pm

Originally posted by ZRX 1200
His final GPA was Conspicuously Absent in that article. Also the caption under his picture says 60 units in a year. So.... thats 1/2 of the way towards One degree, not including the additional requirements for two of them.

They hint that he had a good GPA, when it talked about in April where he was getting crushed by all his work and his grades were slipping (having some B's). Obviously he missed out on much of the social experiences college has to offer.

by **Slaughter2** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 9:55 pm

<----was a 22 year old freshman living in the dorm, the best part my dorm was guy/girl, on each floor, guy, girl all the way down the hall, after I got my own place one year later, ran thru the top 3 floors, man it was awesome, new freshmans every other room lol

man I miss those days

by **ZRX 1200** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 9:56 pm

Oh. Page 2. I didn't see that under all the junk.

by **cavalierlwt** » Wed Sep 20, 2006 10:12 pm

Originally posted by Slaughter2
<----was a 22 year old freshman living in the dorm, the best part my dorm was guy/girl, on each floor, guy, girl all the way down the hall, after I got my own place one year later, ran thru the top 3 floors, man it was awesome, new freshmans every other room lol

man I miss those days

Exactly. What's the point of flying through it all so fast? You can't get back those good times.

Kid grads college in one year

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