pet penguin
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pet penguin
by jenky33 » Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:41 pm
Wash [as Stegosaurus]: Yes. Yes. This is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it… "This Land."
Wash [as Allosaurus]: I think we should call it "your grave"!
Wash [as Stegosaurus]: Ahh! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
Wash [as Allosaurus]: Har har har! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die!
[The Allosaurus attacks the Stegosaurus.]
Wash [as Stegosaurus]: Ohhh, no, God! Oh, dear God in heaven!
Wash [as Allosaurus]: I think we should call it "your grave"!
Wash [as Stegosaurus]: Ahh! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
Wash [as Allosaurus]: Har har har! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die!
[The Allosaurus attacks the Stegosaurus.]
Wash [as Stegosaurus]: Ohhh, no, God! Oh, dear God in heaven!
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Re: pet penguin
by Cleatus703 » Sun Apr 22, 2007 5:11 pm
Since the Japs like to kill and eat virtually anything else that lives in the sea, I'm surprised he didn't get cooked and eaten.
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Re: pet penguin
by Destructor » Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:46 pm
i want a pet pengiun 
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
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Re: pet penguin
by Cleatus703 » Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:11 pm
Would you settle for a midget in a tuxedo? I've been trying to get rid of one for a while now, but no one on Craig's List has taken me up on the offer. He's easy enough to feed (he pretty much lives on Taco Bell Nacho Cheese Chalupas), but he does snore and has wicked gas. Plus he's got Tourette's, so he's not terribly good around company. Or kids (tends to scare them). Or pets (tends to try to hump them, especially cats and smaller dogs).
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