Canadians and International temperatures

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Aim High

Canadians and International temperatures

Postby Aim High » Thu Mar 27, 2003 7:00 pm

Canadians and International temperatures


International temperature comparisons worth noting:

50° Fahrenheit (10° C)

Californians shiver uncontrollably.

Canadians plant gardens.



35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)

Italian Cars won't start

Canadians drive with the windows down



32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C)

American water freezes

Canadian water gets thicker



0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)

New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.

Canadians have the last cookout of the season.



-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)

Mt. St. Helens freezes.

Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.



-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)

Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.

Canadians pull down their ear flaps.



-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)

Ethyl alcohol Freezes.

Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.



-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)

Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.

Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"



-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)

Hell freezes over.

The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.

El Cid

Postby El Cid » Fri Mar 28, 2003 12:43 am

I like that, that was funny.

#1HiTPoInT

Postby #1HiTPoInT » Sun Mar 30, 2003 11:34 pm

LoL... shows you how us Californians have problems.

Frankly, I don't think I could tell the difference from 20F from -20F

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