The Secrets of Advertising Revealed

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The Secrets of Advertising Revealed



You see a gorgeous woman at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.”

That’s Direct Marketing.



You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and you see a gorgeous woman. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, “He’s fantastic in bed.”

That’s Word-Of-Mouth.



You see a gorgeous woman at a party. You go up to her and get her phone number. The next day you call her and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.”

That’s Telemarketing.



You’re at a party and see a gorgeous woman. You get up and straighten your tie, walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, “By the way, I’m fantastic in bed.”

That’s Public Relations.



You’re at a party and see a gorgeous woman. She walks up to you and says, “I hear you’re fantastic in bed.”

That’s Brand Recognition.

[bayotanzk Profile]

Nice business class with good flow.

[#1HiTPoInT]

LoL, you can make a living off of that.

[[RD]{gen}Beast]

aha i will use them
wooooooohoooooooooo!

[#1HiTPoInT]

Good luck, dude. *slap slap*

[[RD]{gen}Beast]

o cool im getting slaped:D

[#1HiTPoInT]

Aye ya yaye ya yaye!

[[RD]{gen}Beast]

Originally posted by #1HiTPoInT
Aye ya yaye ya yaye!

hitpoint wtf is ay yayeyayayayeybla?:freak:

[#1HiTPoInT]

Oh, you know the Spanish little thing when they see something utterly stupid like my post? try to pronounce it out loud.