LOL This is funny
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LOL This is funny
by WORHAMMER » Sun May 04, 2008 5:02 pm
Top this for a speeding ticket
Two California Highway Patrol Officers were conducting
speeding enforcement on I-15, just north of the Marine Corps Air
Station at Miramar. One of the officers was using a hand held radar
device to check speeding vehicles approaching the crest of a hill.
The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour The officer attempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and then turned off.
Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had in fact locked on to a USMC F/A-18 Hornet which was engaged in a low flying exercise near the location.
Back at the CHP Headquarters the Patrol Captain fired off a complaint
to the USMC Base Commander. The reply came back in true USMC style:
Thank you for your letter. We can now complete the fileon this incident.
You may be interested to know that the tactical
computer in the Hornet had detected the presence of, and subsequently
locked on to, your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a
jamming signal back to it, which is why it shut down.
Furthermore, an Air-to-Ground missile aboard the fully armed aircraft
had also automatically locked on to your equipment location.
Fortunately, the Marine Pilot flying the Hornet recognized the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile system alert status and was able to override the automated defense system before the missile was launched to destroy the hostile
radar position.
The pilot also suggests you cover your mouths when cussing at them, since the video systems on these jets are very high tech. Sergeant Johnson, the officer holding the radar gun, should get his dentist to check his left rear molar. It appears the filling is loose. Also, the snap is broken on his holster.
Thank you
for your concern. Semper Fi.
James L. Ellis
General Dynamics Information Technology
1CS/SCBG
Com. (757) 764-5382/5383
DSN 574-5382/5383
_________________
Two California Highway Patrol Officers were conducting
speeding enforcement on I-15, just north of the Marine Corps Air
Station at Miramar. One of the officers was using a hand held radar
device to check speeding vehicles approaching the crest of a hill.
The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour The officer attempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and then turned off.
Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had in fact locked on to a USMC F/A-18 Hornet which was engaged in a low flying exercise near the location.
Back at the CHP Headquarters the Patrol Captain fired off a complaint
to the USMC Base Commander. The reply came back in true USMC style:
Thank you for your letter. We can now complete the fileon this incident.
You may be interested to know that the tactical
computer in the Hornet had detected the presence of, and subsequently
locked on to, your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a
jamming signal back to it, which is why it shut down.
Furthermore, an Air-to-Ground missile aboard the fully armed aircraft
had also automatically locked on to your equipment location.
Fortunately, the Marine Pilot flying the Hornet recognized the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile system alert status and was able to override the automated defense system before the missile was launched to destroy the hostile
radar position.
The pilot also suggests you cover your mouths when cussing at them, since the video systems on these jets are very high tech. Sergeant Johnson, the officer holding the radar gun, should get his dentist to check his left rear molar. It appears the filling is loose. Also, the snap is broken on his holster.
Thank you
for your concern. Semper Fi.
James L. Ellis
General Dynamics Information Technology
1CS/SCBG
Com. (757) 764-5382/5383
DSN 574-5382/5383
_________________
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Would you capture it or just let it slip?
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Re: LOL This is funny
by CreepingCharlie » Sun May 04, 2008 6:09 pm
Army Strong
I'm a pilot
UND Fighting Sioux!
I'm a pilot
UND Fighting Sioux!
Originally posted by TChinnyChin
Just like in game Charlie leaves in a chopper without any infantry again.
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