The lets continue this thread...

by **Casus** » Wed May 21, 2003 9:05 pm

The purpose is to start a short story that continues on from each person adding to the thread, I'll start it:

"One day, I was talking to Jon, or at least I thought it was Jon, in IRC, and I got this message from his IRC handle....
<ECGN|MMmmGood> jon is doing dishes for me
<ECGN|MMmmGood> he'll be back

I was dazed and confused, so then I immediately...."

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Ok, lets all add to the story, short 1 or 2 liners, and keep it going...

Funniest one gets a $25 gift card to best buy or ebgames!

Tom

by **Casus** » Wed May 21, 2003 10:01 pm

Ran up stairs, and booted up my computer and logged into google and searched for.....

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no no no you dont get it - looking for story continuation.

by **(>Tool<)** » Wed May 21, 2003 10:52 pm

a way to make my enourmous pile of dirty dishes clean,(thinking, o yeah, that reminded me of my dishes) without getting off my computer, so I typed in "no effort dishes" and.........

by **FarginMofo** » Wed May 21, 2003 10:57 pm

Up came a bunch of links on recipes, started getting hungry, so I got up and ...............

by **Lord ZOG** » Wed May 21, 2003 11:02 pm

...scraped the bubble gum off the bottom of my chair and ate it, but then my teeth got stuck together so I...

by **FarginMofo** » Wed May 21, 2003 11:07 pm

Pulled out my teeth and dumped them in a glass with Efferdent. Still feeling hungry, I ran down the stairs .....

by **1313-Evil_Homer** » Wed May 21, 2003 11:12 pm

while running downstairs I noticed I was really walking downstairs. That made me a bit nervous.....

by **44444slaughter** » Wed May 21, 2003 11:24 pm

so I decided to lose weight, I started to jog in place at a blazing pace and then....................

by **Cpl. Bingham** » Wed May 21, 2003 11:33 pm

....and then, due to my enormous thighs mashing together with the force of two rhinos mating, my pants burst into flames. It was strangest occurence since this had only happened to me three times before, and each of those were within reaching distace of a fire extinguisher.

As I struggled to put out the flames, I......

by **ShellShock** » Thu May 22, 2003 12:04 am

..unziped my fly, then the wife came home so I said "there's a fire in my pants and its getting warm in here". Naturally, to her shock she said....

by **-HaVoC-** » Thu May 22, 2003 12:09 am

I have a headache and I said...

by **Agent-Commando** » Thu May 22, 2003 1:32 am

Fire in the hole!!! To which my wife jumped in my direction and I said "Wowzers!" And then I...

by **Sir Loin** » Thu May 22, 2003 2:18 am

.......looked at my crouch and realized that the fire in my pants scorched my penis. So now I'm.........

by **RLP** » Thu May 22, 2003 4:16 am

describing the incident to the emergency room doctor, when a nurse walks in with this bottle of alcohol...

by **[U.S.C] Amaryl** » Thu May 22, 2003 5:38 am

The lets continue this thread...

The lets continue this thread...

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