Official "Smacktard" translator!

Off topic, but don't go too far overboard - after all, we are watching...heh.
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Official "Smacktard" translator!

Postby ShellShock » Mon Jul 07, 2003 7:41 pm

http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html

Translate sentenses like this:

Wanna talk like an elite 12 year old smacktard? Now you can!

Into this!

WANA TOK LIEK AN 3LIET 12 Y3AR OLD SMAKTARD?????! OMG NOW U CAN!11!1

:tard:

SaintTigurius

Postby SaintTigurius » Mon Jul 07, 2003 8:01 pm

interesting

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Postby Jeffro » Mon Jul 07, 2003 10:40 pm

THIS TRANSL8R IS RILLY GAY
1!!!!! OMG
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NightStalker453

Postby NightStalker453 » Mon Jul 07, 2003 10:41 pm

Wicked... i err umm mean how stupid

I found another stupid translater, i dont have link but it was the 1337 translater it was a program u had to download and was messing around with it and supposivly 1337 ppl call their computers b0x0rs. it was worse than this 12 yr old shit believe me

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Postby ShellShock » Mon Jul 07, 2003 11:41 pm

I now present the United State's National Anthem!

O SAY CAN U SE BY TEH DAWNS EARLY LIGHT WUT SO PROUDLY WE HALEED AT TEH TWILIGHTS LAST GL3MNG?!?!!?!!
WHOSA BROAD STRIEPS AND BRIGHT STARS THROUGH DA P3RILOUS FIGHT
OER TEH RMPARTS WE WATCHAD WAR3 SO GALANTLY STREMNG??!!? WTF LOL
AND TEH ROKETS RAD GLAER TEH BOMBS BURSTNG IN ARE
GAEV PROF THROUGH DA NIGHT TAHT OUR FLAG WAS STIL THEIR!1!!1!1 OMG
O SAY DOAS TAHT STAR-SPANGL3D BANER YET WAEV
OER DA LAND OF DA FRE AND DA HOME OF TEH BRAEV???!!?! WTF LOL


ON TEH SHORE DIMLY SEN THROUGH TEH MISTS OF TEH DEP
WH3RA DA FO3S HAUGHTY HOST IN DR3AD SIELNCE RAPOS3S WUT IS TAHT WHICH TEH BREZE O3R DA 2W3RNG STEP
AS IT FITFULY BLOWS HALF CONC3ALS HALF DISCLOSAS??!!!?
NOW IT CATCHES TEH GLEM OF TEH MORNNGS FIRST BM
IN FUL GLORY RAFLECTED NOW SHIENS ON DA STRAM
TIS DA STAR-SPANGLAD BANER!1!!1!1! OMG LOL O LONG MAY IT WAEV
OER TEH LAND OF DA FRE AND TEH HOME OF DA BRAEV1!1!!1!1 LOL


AND WHER3 IS TAHT BAND WHO SO VAUNTNGLY SWOR3
TAHT DA HAVOC OF WAR AND TEH BATLES CONFUSION
A HOMA AND A COUNTRY SHUD L3AEV US NO MORE?!!!!!!? OMG WTF THEYRE BLOD HAS WIEPD OUT THERE FU FOTST3PS POLUTION1!!1!!11
NO REFUGA CUD SAEV DA HIERLNG AND SLAEV
FROM TEH TAROR OF FLIGHT OR TEH GLOM OF DA GRAEV
AND TEH STAR-SPANGLED BANAR IN TRIUMPH DOTH WAEV
OER TEH LAND OF DA FRE AND DA HOMA OF DA BRAEV111!1!!1 OMG WTF O1!1!1 THUS B IT 3V3R WH3N FREM3N SHAL STAND
BTWEN THEYRE LOV3D HOM3S AND TEH WARS DASOLATION11!111!
BLAST WIT VIC2RY AND P3AEC MAY TEH HEAEVN-R3SCU3D LAND
PRASEE TEH POWER TAHT HATH MAED AND PRASERVED US A NATION111!!1! OMG
TH3N CONQU3R WA MUST WHEN OUR CAUSE IT IS JUST
AND THIS B OUR MOTO IN GOD IS OUR TRUST1!!1111 WTF
AND DA STAR-SPANGL3D BANER IN TRIUMPH SHAL WAEV
OER DA LAND OF DA FRE AND TEH HOME OF TEH BRAEV11!1 OMFG FGGTS LOLZ!11!

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Postby Jeffro » Tue Jul 08, 2003 12:22 am

that was a touching rendition of our national anthem:tard: :violin: :roll:
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Postby Sidekick Floppy » Tue Jul 08, 2003 7:08 am

WOW IMM DA 3LIET SNIPORZ!11!!1!!111111!1!1!1!! OMG WTF LOL

Really something for you oldies: You'll feel like 12 again. :lol:

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Postby BladeRunner » Tue Jul 08, 2003 9:11 am

THIS TRANSLA2R KIKS AS I FEL 12 AGANE )

it didn't work Floppy, maybe i typed it in wrong. ;)
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"There is but one path, we kill them all" Spartacus:Blood and Sand

MMmmGood

Postby MMmmGood » Thu Jul 17, 2003 6:21 pm

Thanks! We can use this for some of our customers who arent the brightest bulbs.

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Postby Jeffro » Thu Jul 17, 2003 9:58 pm

GODNES GRACIOUS U11!111!!!1!!!! OMG LOL R RIGHT11!1 OMG

THIS PROGRM IS AEWSOMA!!111 OMG WTF )
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El Cid

Postby El Cid » Thu Jul 17, 2003 10:04 pm

CID JUST ROK3D YUR WORLD1!1! WTF

El Cid

Postby El Cid » Thu Jul 17, 2003 10:05 pm

Mmgoood translated:

THX!!!1! OMG WTF LOL WE CAN US3 THIS FOR SOM3 OF OUR CUS2MARS WHO AERNT TEH BRIGHTEST BULBS11!!!!1 OMG LOL

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Postby Evan » Thu Jul 17, 2003 10:15 pm

RILLY SOMETHNG FOR U OLDEIS U FEL LIEK 12 AGANE!!1!1! OMG
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Postby Evan » Thu Jul 17, 2003 10:16 pm

WIKAD.1!11!!1!!1!!111 WTF LOL I 3R UM MEAN HOW STUPID

I FOUND ANOTHER STUPID TRANSL8R I DONT HAEV LINK BUT IT WAS TEH 137 TRANSL8R IT WAS A PROGRM U HAD 2 DOWNLOAD AND WAS MESNG AROUND WIT IT AND SUPOSIVLY 137 PL CAL THERE COMPUT3RS B0X0RS1!1!! OMG WTF LOL IT WAS WORS3 THAN THIS 12 YR OLD SHIT BLEIVA M3
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Postby Tommy Boy » Thu Jul 17, 2003 10:40 pm

I have seen everything now.

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