The ambiguously gay duo caught in a tree!...! Pics inside!!!

by **Agent-Commando** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 3:17 pm

What the hell is this...

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=816&ncid=816&e=4&u=/ap/20040423/ap_on_fe_st/gay_lovers_in_tree

NEW YORK - Two gay lovers — a man in a black dress and a boy in only a pair of shorts — protested their families' lack of understanding for their relationship by climbing a Central Park tree on Thursday, stripping, performing lewd acts in front of onlookers and refusing to come down for hours.

AP Photo

The lovers, ages 32 and 17, scaled the 55-foot larch tree next to the Chess and Checkers House around 4 p.m., said Detective John Sweeney, a police department spokesman.

The couple had told the boy's parents about their relationship and been rebuked, police said.

The man played on branches near the top of the tree and waved at onlookers while the boy sat quietly a few feet below him. Police said the man later performed oral sex on the boy and stripped down to a thong to taunt them.

Police were alerted to the mischief when an onlooker flagged down a bicycle officer. When Emergency Services Unit officers responded, "the two individuals began to shout obscenities to the approaching officers, threatening to push the officers down and throw branches at them in an effort to ward the officers off," police Inspector William Callahan said.

The two were in danger of falling because the tree's largest branches were only 4 inches thick and couldn't support their weight for long, said police, who set up an inflatable safety mat on the ground.

Police negotiators who went up the tree to talk the couple down gave them soft drinks and water. A crowd of about 100 onlookers stood nearby.

After about five hours, police put harnesses on the lovers and began to lure them down. The names of the lovers were not immediately released.

The couple were taken to a hospital for evaluation, and Callahan said arrests and criminal charges depended on the outcomes of those evaluations.

No one was injured in the bizarre Earth Day stunt, Callahan said.

"When I heard they were in a tree," he said, "I figured it was very fitting".
:lol:

by **Colonel Ingus** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 3:50 pm

where does the word ambiguous into play here? Nothing ambiguous about those clowns.

by **LeVar Burton** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 3:52 pm

My thoughts exactly Ingus.

by **{CN}Doomfarer** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 3:56 pm

So it is true, visit Central Park for a stroll and a show... :eek:

by **Agent-Commando** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 3:59 pm

New York... home of SNL, who started that cartoon... :confused:

by **Colonel Ingus** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 4:13 pm

Oh I've seen the cartoon. But at least they try and be ambiguous in the cartoon:D

by **Fat Bastard** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 4:46 pm

2 bullets and i could have had the whole thing resolved in less then a 1 minute

Freakin IDIOTs

by **Murgatroyd** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 4:48 pm

Hell, I wouldn't let my 17-year-old date a 32-year-old, same sex or not.

by **Rule of Wrist** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 4:57 pm

@ Fat Bastard...

Hmm, isn't that illegal? Age of consent is 18 right? Wonder why his parents might have had a problem... :roll:

Other than that... WHY IN HELL did you include a picture?!? That could gag a maggot...

by **Jeffro** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 5:06 pm

Originally posted by Rule of Wrist
That could gag a maggot...

Never heard that expression before, however, I might start using it. It is a good one.

by **Ralph Wiggum** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 5:07 pm

Originally posted by Colonel Ingus
where does the word ambiguous into play here? Nothing ambiguous about those clowns.

I made the same point on another thread many moons ago, referring to someone as the "conspicuously gay duo."

by **Bagginses** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 5:11 pm

Originally posted by Ralph Wiggum
I made the same point on another thread many moons ago, referring to someone as the "conspicuously gay duo."

http://forums.powervs.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2066&perpage=15&pagenumber=4

Bottom of the page. Note Camel's quick response on the following page.

-Bagginses

by **Camel toe joe** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 5:33 pm

Originally posted by Bagginses
http://forums.powervs.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2066&perpage=15&pagenumber=4

Bottom of the page. Note Camel's quick response on the following page.

-Bagginses

I was surprised the thread didn't read buli and camel sitting in a tree....

This kind of shit makes gays look bad I don't care what you do with yourself, but climbing a tree and blowing another man(regardless of the sex)...think about the children that have to see this kind of crap. where the hell is a sniper when you need one. at least the guy will have fun in prison....

by **Ralph Wiggum** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 5:44 pm

Originally posted by Camel toe joe
where the hell is a sniper when you need one.

Scout Camel Toe, they needed a scout.

by **Bagginses** » Mon Apr 26, 2004 5:47 pm

Originally posted by Ralph Wiggum
Scout Camel Toe, they needed a scout.

Requesting Artillery Barrage!

-Bagginses

The ambiguously gay duo caught in a tree!...! Pics inside!!!

The ambiguously gay duo caught in a tree!...! Pics inside!!!

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