lol! great stuff! This article is also a pretty good one for this week:
http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?i=1&n=3
Here's a little excerpt from the beginning:
Title: Cool Dad a Terrible Father
"Tommy's dad is so awesome," said David York, 9, a friend of Nesmith's 7-year-old son Thomas. "He's not like the other dads who yell at you all the time. Everyone brings their fireworks to blow them off in his backyard. If we run out of matches, he lets us use his cigarette to light them off."
Added York: "He's the only dad that treats us like adults and not like little babies who can't be trusted with an electric sander."