Teacher arrested on charges of having sex with student
by King » Wed Jun 30, 2004 2:27 am
I was only twelve or so when i saw WW 1... i watched it for the first time in ages and finally got the joke:
"Excuse me Russel? But i believe I ordered the handjobs..."
"Excuse me Russel? But i believe I ordered the handjobs..."
"Whats the Situation?" "Two blokes and a fuckload of cutlery!"
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by Sir Loin » Wed Jun 30, 2004 9:35 am
Originally posted by Murgatroyd
WTF!?? When I was 14 all I had was a beat-up Hustler that I stole from my friend's dad.
Some guys get all the luck..
Thats what im talking about. When i was 14 i would sit in class and daydream of stuff like that. I wanna beat that 14 yr old's ass for running his mouth like a little girl. I would have kept my mouth shut and continued to be the coolest kid in the 8th grade. Do any of you know what this does to a 14 year old's confidence. Go to class, have sex with the really really hot teacher.................I'd be happier than a two dicked billygoat. My 2 cents.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
by Sir Loin » Wed Jun 30, 2004 9:41 am
ditto....other kids in my grade would look at me and think what loser i am.....I would just nod my head and tell them.."You dont even know".
PS. They might know what im doing when i start coming to class dressed like Tom Cruise in "Risky Business"
PS. They might know what im doing when i start coming to class dressed like Tom Cruise in "Risky Business"
When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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by Mr. Slayer » Wed Jun 30, 2004 9:53 am
Ok there is nothing sad about losing your virginity to your school teacher. At least not that one anyways. 
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by -HaVoC- » Wed Jun 30, 2004 11:33 am
Go to the cops? Never, I would have bribed her. "On your knees Mrs Lafave or I'm calling the Daily News" 
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put me on the team that Harry aint on....I sure miss shooting him and if im on the same team as HaVoC...OMFG we will stomp a mudhole in you and walk it dry.
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"Now, if things look bad, and it looks like your not going to make it, then you've got to get mean, I mean plum mad dog mean, 'cause if you lose your head and give up then you neither live nor win, and that's just the way it is."
- The Outlaw Josey Wales -
put me on the team that Harry aint on....I sure miss shooting him and if im on the same team as HaVoC...OMFG we will stomp a mudhole in you and walk it dry.
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by Ralph Wiggum » Wed Jun 30, 2004 12:34 pm
Reminds me of a joke:
A 13 year-old boy comes home from school and his mom asks how his day was. He replies, "I had sex with my teacher today."
"Oh my god! You get to your room! Wait till your father comes home!!!", says the mom.
Awhile later the father comes home and the mom says, "Go up to your son's room and talk to him. He's been really bad today."
Dad goes up to the son's room and asks why mom is so mad. "I told her I had sex with my teacher today," replied the boy.
"Alright! That's my boy!", says dad. "Ya know son, women just don't think like men. But I'm proud of you. What are you now, about thirteen, right? Wow. That's my son! Ya know what? I'm so proud of you I'm gonna take you out and buy you that new shiny bike you've been wanting!"
So the dad and his son go out and buy the nicest, reddest, shiniest bike in the whole town. "You gonna ride it home son?" asks dad.
The boy replied, "Nah, my ass is still sore."
A 13 year-old boy comes home from school and his mom asks how his day was. He replies, "I had sex with my teacher today."
"Oh my god! You get to your room! Wait till your father comes home!!!", says the mom.
Awhile later the father comes home and the mom says, "Go up to your son's room and talk to him. He's been really bad today."
Dad goes up to the son's room and asks why mom is so mad. "I told her I had sex with my teacher today," replied the boy.
"Alright! That's my boy!", says dad. "Ya know son, women just don't think like men. But I'm proud of you. What are you now, about thirteen, right? Wow. That's my son! Ya know what? I'm so proud of you I'm gonna take you out and buy you that new shiny bike you've been wanting!"
So the dad and his son go out and buy the nicest, reddest, shiniest bike in the whole town. "You gonna ride it home son?" asks dad.
The boy replied, "Nah, my ass is still sore."
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by cashcow » Wed Jun 30, 2004 2:33 pm
Originally posted by PudriK
...more proof that size doesn't matter?
Come on. It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion in the ocean.
And shit, that woman is hot. I don't think my teachers around here would be willing to give anything. Plus, they're all old enough to be in menopause.
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