Bubba Tribute
Sun Jul 04, 2004 9:21 pm
ok ... Bubba has decided to leave S.S. The least we could do is honor the man, the myth, the Bubster. So here are facts you may or may not have known about Bubba ...
1) Bubba has been rumored to be a religous cult leader, Tragically most of his followers died when attempting to shoot firearms - they didn't know what end of the gun to point away from themselves.
2) Bubba's wife had entered a contest. Unfortunately, the last place contestant had to marry him.
3) Before Bubba, the IQ classes of idiot and retard hadn't existed
4) The term "Bubba proof" had to be changed to "child proof" for politcal reasons. Children groups are protesting to this day!!
5) Finally, the state of Oklahoma was previously regarded as the state with the highest intlligence level before Bubba was born (thinking about it, was Oklahoma around before Bubba???)
... more to come ...
1) Bubba has been rumored to be a religous cult leader, Tragically most of his followers died when attempting to shoot firearms - they didn't know what end of the gun to point away from themselves.
2) Bubba's wife had entered a contest. Unfortunately, the last place contestant had to marry him.
3) Before Bubba, the IQ classes of idiot and retard hadn't existed
4) The term "Bubba proof" had to be changed to "child proof" for politcal reasons. Children groups are protesting to this day!!
5) Finally, the state of Oklahoma was previously regarded as the state with the highest intlligence level before Bubba was born (thinking about it, was Oklahoma around before Bubba???)
... more to come ...
Sun Jul 04, 2004 9:27 pm
I have spoken to the former Bubba In Training - he has been devistated by the news of Bubba's leaving. Curiously, he gave Bubba the "six beer salute". The artist formerly known as Bubba-In-Training is now taking applications for a new role model. The qualifications should be posted shortly!
Sun Jul 04, 2004 9:44 pm
LOL the man, the myth, the legend
Sun Jul 04, 2004 9:47 pm
We need an ECGN wall of fame or something so we can post Bubba's name....RIGHT BELOW MINE!:D
Sun Jul 04, 2004 9:49 pm
Words of wisdom: Never engage Bubba in the battle of wits - you never want to be accused of taking advantage of an unarmed man!!
Sun Jul 04, 2004 9:57 pm
I hear the plaque for the alternates is in the ladies room
Sun Jul 04, 2004 9:58 pm
Then who will take control on the S.S.{Wolf} divison, someone who is there "24/7" with good leadership qualitys, I will talk to ZOG about this.
Sun Jul 04, 2004 10:04 pm
Oh man now the s.s might actually get good.
Sun Jul 04, 2004 10:07 pm
I heard he went gay.... Found himself a new manhole and gave up everything to pursue the dong!
Sun Jul 04, 2004 10:09 pm
lol I heard bubba kipnapped patty hurst
Sun Jul 04, 2004 10:10 pm
Bubba actually considered posting pics of his daughter in the superbabes forum... but then "realized" she wasn't 18 yet.
Sun Jul 04, 2004 10:13 pm
lol .....I heard he was on the eloa gay that dropped the bombs on japan lol
Sun Jul 04, 2004 10:52 pm
i heard he was quiting because he got a new job as a bouncer at Toy's R Us
Sun Jul 04, 2004 11:02 pm
I heard hes going to star in a hemorrhoid commercial as the "after" character. His lines are ."Ahh, it feels soooo much better! I can finally ride a bike again!!"
Sun Jul 04, 2004 11:07 pm
Hubba Bubba sued him over infringement and now he will be known as Tic Tac