Lance Armstrong
Tue Jul 06, 2004 11:04 pm
http://sports.yahoo.com/sc
How can you not love this guy? I mean I know competitive cycling isn't the most enthralling sport in the world but he is going for a record sixth straight win, has only one nut, and he's banging Cheryl Crow! Talk about inspiration!
How can you not love this guy? I mean I know competitive cycling isn't the most enthralling sport in the world but he is going for a record sixth straight win, has only one nut, and he's banging Cheryl Crow! Talk about inspiration!
Tue Jul 06, 2004 11:15 pm
Dude is a stud. Never did anything over 40 miles but that was enough to make me appreciate the grueling effort that these guys put forth. And to win it 6 times...
However, I think one nut gives him an advantage - he can sit to one side...(I had to quit when both of mine went numb at 40 miles...) j/k
However, I think one nut gives him an advantage - he can sit to one side...(I had to quit when both of mine went numb at 40 miles...) j/k
Tue Jul 06, 2004 11:19 pm
One of the best athletes in the world in his generation. IMO
Tue Jul 06, 2004 11:51 pm
I agree with you Crypt
Wed Jul 07, 2004 12:03 am
Out of Austin by the way. He has one of the funniest cameos ever in "Dodgeball." Its almost worth seeing just for his scene.
Wed Jul 07, 2004 12:26 am
I say beat them all with a Moped! 
Wed Jul 07, 2004 12:28 am
He has an above average size heart (i mean the muscle), thats unfair to other competitors!
Wed Jul 07, 2004 12:32 am
He has an above average size heart (i mean the muscle), thats unfair to other competitors!
YEAH! and his one testicle makes him more aerodynamic!
Wed Jul 07, 2004 12:53 am
Originally posted by Colonel Ingus
YEAH! and his one testicle makes him more aerodynamic!
and lighter
Wed Jul 07, 2004 8:37 am
U know how if u go blind your hearing improves to compensate and stuff.... If u lose one testical does the other grow larger to compensate???
Wed Jul 07, 2004 8:48 am
Wed Jul 07, 2004 8:49 am
Juicer.
Wed Jul 07, 2004 1:29 pm
Back on topic,
What Lance Armstrong has accomplished is truly amazing and arguably one of the greatest athletes ever. Its just that the average American sports fan could care less about cycling. Its kinda sad when you think about the state of cycling here in the U.S. once Lance retires. Who out there is gonna grab my attention for a second when the Tour de France rolls around without Lance Armstrong. I can't see SportsCenter taking 10-15 minutes talking about some guy we've never heard of.
What Lance Armstrong has accomplished is truly amazing and arguably one of the greatest athletes ever. Its just that the average American sports fan could care less about cycling. Its kinda sad when you think about the state of cycling here in the U.S. once Lance retires. Who out there is gonna grab my attention for a second when the Tour de France rolls around without Lance Armstrong. I can't see SportsCenter taking 10-15 minutes talking about some guy we've never heard of.
Wed Jul 07, 2004 1:37 pm
i agree
Wed Jul 07, 2004 1:39 pm
My dad cycles 20 miles to and 20 miles back from work every day. Lance is his idol heh.
Lance is one hell of an athelete.
Lance is one hell of an athelete.