Lance Armstrong
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- Colonel Ingus
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Lance Armstrong
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How can you not love this guy? I mean I know competitive cycling isn't the most enthralling sport in the world but he is going for a record sixth straight win, has only one nut, and he's banging Cheryl Crow! Talk about inspiration!
How can you not love this guy? I mean I know competitive cycling isn't the most enthralling sport in the world but he is going for a record sixth straight win, has only one nut, and he's banging Cheryl Crow! Talk about inspiration!
"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." ... Benjamin Franklin
Dude is a stud. Never did anything over 40 miles but that was enough to make me appreciate the grueling effort that these guys put forth. And to win it 6 times...
However, I think one nut gives him an advantage - he can sit to one side...(I had to quit when both of mine went numb at 40 miles...) j/k
However, I think one nut gives him an advantage - he can sit to one side...(I had to quit when both of mine went numb at 40 miles...) j/k
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Out of Austin by the way. He has one of the funniest cameos ever in "Dodgeball." Its almost worth seeing just for his scene.
- Hairy Ballsagna
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He has an above average size heart (i mean the muscle), thats unfair to other competitors!
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"Fly like a cinder block sting like foam rubber"
"Get your shine box"
"This one gang kept wanting me to join cause im pretty good with a bow-staff"
"While everyone's lost, the battle is won with all these things that I've done"- The Killers
'86 Monte Carlo SS, T-Tops, White/Red, 5.0 180HP (Stock)
'86 Monte Carlo SS Silver/Silver 5.7 350HP/375 Torque, True Duals, Shift Kit
'70 Corvette 5.7, Convertible, Blue/Black, Worked to 415HP/450 Torque, (Other than that Stock)
AMD64 3500+, 1x1gig 'o' RAM, Western Digital SATA 120gb HD, EVGA 6800 Ultra

- Colonel Ingus
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He has an above average size heart (i mean the muscle), thats unfair to other competitors!
YEAH! and his one testicle makes him more aerodynamic!

"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." ... Benjamin Franklin
- Hairy Ballsagna
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Originally posted by Colonel Ingus
YEAH! and his one testicle makes him more aerodynamic!![]()
and lighter

"Holla for your Dolla"
"Fly like a cinder block sting like foam rubber"
"Get your shine box"
"This one gang kept wanting me to join cause im pretty good with a bow-staff"
"While everyone's lost, the battle is won with all these things that I've done"- The Killers
'86 Monte Carlo SS, T-Tops, White/Red, 5.0 180HP (Stock)
'86 Monte Carlo SS Silver/Silver 5.7 350HP/375 Torque, True Duals, Shift Kit
'70 Corvette 5.7, Convertible, Blue/Black, Worked to 415HP/450 Torque, (Other than that Stock)
AMD64 3500+, 1x1gig 'o' RAM, Western Digital SATA 120gb HD, EVGA 6800 Ultra

"Fly like a cinder block sting like foam rubber"
"Get your shine box"
"This one gang kept wanting me to join cause im pretty good with a bow-staff"
"While everyone's lost, the battle is won with all these things that I've done"- The Killers
'86 Monte Carlo SS, T-Tops, White/Red, 5.0 180HP (Stock)
'86 Monte Carlo SS Silver/Silver 5.7 350HP/375 Torque, True Duals, Shift Kit
'70 Corvette 5.7, Convertible, Blue/Black, Worked to 415HP/450 Torque, (Other than that Stock)
AMD64 3500+, 1x1gig 'o' RAM, Western Digital SATA 120gb HD, EVGA 6800 Ultra

- SandStorm
Back on topic,
What Lance Armstrong has accomplished is truly amazing and arguably one of the greatest athletes ever. Its just that the average American sports fan could care less about cycling. Its kinda sad when you think about the state of cycling here in the U.S. once Lance retires. Who out there is gonna grab my attention for a second when the Tour de France rolls around without Lance Armstrong. I can't see SportsCenter taking 10-15 minutes talking about some guy we've never heard of.
What Lance Armstrong has accomplished is truly amazing and arguably one of the greatest athletes ever. Its just that the average American sports fan could care less about cycling. Its kinda sad when you think about the state of cycling here in the U.S. once Lance retires. Who out there is gonna grab my attention for a second when the Tour de France rolls around without Lance Armstrong. I can't see SportsCenter taking 10-15 minutes talking about some guy we've never heard of.
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