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by **Tommy Boy** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 1:05 pm

be forgiven for their past sexual indescretions and given a clean slate. This would allow people...

by **Buliwyf** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 1:08 pm

to start over and move on with their lives. The only downside is that these people would become agents for the FBI and be subjected to...

by **Colonel Ingus** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 1:12 pm

...anal probing by Agent Mulder to determine the alien influences that are hidden inside the secret agents for the dastardly aliens known only as.....

by **Buliwyf** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 1:14 pm

spamatons. The spamatons are known for their insane spam guns that when shot at a human body, the body...

by **Pierce** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 1:17 pm

crumbles up into a lunchbox full of high quality weapons grade spam. The only way to preotect yourself is to...

by **Agent-Commando** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 1:41 pm

tuck your head between your legs and kiss your...

(LMAO the story 's becoming hilarious!)

by **Tommy Boy** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 1:48 pm

best friend's puppy who loves to lick his own....

by **Colonel Ingus** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 1:48 pm

...ass-tronaut goodbye as he leaves on his mission to orbit in an effort to.....

by **DocTrebor** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 1:52 pm

save his own skin and screw everyone else. Thankfully Denise was able to whip out her....

by **Colonel Ingus** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 2:03 pm

..."Big 10 Inch". Her favorite Aerosmith song, on her Ipod and lure her....

by **Sir Loin** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 2:13 pm

....so called sex slaves into her apartment. Denise then starts to do a little probing herself, but gets shot at point blank range by new gun called the spam magnum 69. At this point.............

by **Pierce** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 3:17 pm

it seems that Denise has finally died - but wait!...

by **Rule of Wrist** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 3:31 pm

she is resurrected! She rises, and intones -clint eastwood style- "The spamagnum 69 eh? the most powerful hand spamgun known to man? Well, PUNK, you just have to ask yourself one question..."

by **Colonel Ingus** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 3:34 pm

...do you like dancing badgers and coconuts? because if you do.....

by **LordShard** » Thu Jul 15, 2004 3:43 pm

Camel Toe Joe is your guy!!!...

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