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by **Sabres** » Tue Jul 27, 2004 4:54 pm

..consume the soda. He goes with the consume the soda option and...

by **Sabres** » Wed Aug 11, 2004 7:12 pm

*we need to revive this thread*

by **Mutant Enemy** » Wed Aug 11, 2004 11:05 pm

...Suddenly and without warning a bright light appears at the window. Startled, he stands shocked as the soda beings to pour out. "This is the police," a voice says from somewhere behind the bright light...

by **SavageParrot** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 12:24 am

'drop your pants put you hands in the air and start dancing or else'...

by **Mutant Enemy** » Thu Aug 12, 2004 12:44 am

He thought quickly. Should he give up his honor and dance for this brute of a cop? Or would he risk a life on the lam? He closed his eyes, and made his choice...

by **Sir Loin** » Fri Aug 20, 2004 11:24 am

............He then started to do the macarena naked. This blinded the brute cop for a moment. This moment gave him just enough time to get out and run to the............

by **Xenius** » Fri Aug 20, 2004 11:40 am

...local 7-11 where he proceeded to buy a box of Trojan brand condoms, and a 40 of....

by **jnkcrp** » Fri Aug 20, 2004 11:46 am

...Tab...40's of Tab he though, I didn't even know they still made Tab. Just then a hooker walked in...

by **Murgatroyd** » Fri Aug 20, 2004 12:06 pm

...and farted. She looked a bit like his old girlfriend from highschool, but they broke up when he...

by **VlfPlyer** » Fri Aug 20, 2004 12:39 pm

admitted to being the nefarious Mickey Mouse who besides his day job at Disney is also known as The Mighty Mickster the porn star. He called Ron Jeremy for reenforcemnts and said...

by **Sir Loin** » Fri Aug 20, 2004 1:41 pm

............"Get down on it". He then grabbed a sandwich and the remote control to the TV, so he could accomplish the so called Tri fecta. But all failed when................

by **jnkcrp** » Fri Aug 20, 2004 2:04 pm

He realized he was STILL IN THE 7-11. So he put his clothes back on and......

by **SkiloDog2000** » Fri Aug 20, 2004 3:33 pm

climbed into his 1997 concord jet as the pump was still running and pumped in the clutch causing.......

by **SkiloDog2000** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 6:12 pm

*bump*(good thread)

flowers to spout from the ground all around him which...

by **DocTrebor** » Thu Sep 30, 2004 9:31 pm

spread pollen across the fields. However this was a new species of flower, and this pollen lead to a growth of a new form of SPAM! This new form eventually....

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