Jackie Chan vs Jet Li?

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Jackie Chan vs Jet Li?

Postby :UnclSxyPants: » Mon Aug 16, 2004 12:01 am

Who kills who in a fight, no weapons, hand to hand.
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Postby King » Mon Aug 16, 2004 12:09 am

Jet Li no problems... all Chan is a glorified stuntman.
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Postby :UnclSxyPants: » Mon Aug 16, 2004 12:10 am

ok, what about steven segal vs chuck norris, dont forget to answer the first question
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Postby SkiloDog2000 » Mon Aug 16, 2004 12:14 am

what about jason vs predator
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Postby King » Mon Aug 16, 2004 12:15 am

Steven Segal even fat and bloated... would take Norris downtown. chuck made some pretty good movies waaaaaaay back in the day. But lets be serious.... Cradle to tha grave.. Now thats a movie.
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Postby :UnclSxyPants: » Mon Aug 16, 2004 12:16 am

well seeing as predator got killed by a half naked swarzenagger im gona say jason
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Postby King » Mon Aug 16, 2004 12:16 am

predator no problems either... go invivisble take jason and his mom out.
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Postby King » Mon Aug 16, 2004 12:18 am

what about Orgazmo and Cockknocker?

Know your flicks to answer this one.
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Postby :UnclSxyPants: » Mon Aug 16, 2004 12:19 am

orgazmo, cockknockers name speaks for itself
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Postby (SEETHER) » Mon Aug 16, 2004 1:37 am

Jet Li easily.
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Postby SkiloDog2000 » Mon Aug 16, 2004 1:48 am

ok devildog or alien
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Postby :UnclSxyPants: » Mon Aug 16, 2004 2:02 am

the alien wouldnt know what hit him..or her...or it whatever they are :P
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Postby ralphwiggum » Mon Aug 16, 2004 7:51 am

Jet Li, Chuck Norris, and the Predator. They should make a movie toghether with Li and Norris as partners and the Predator as the chief.

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Postby Sir Loin » Mon Aug 16, 2004 9:14 am

I guess Jet Li would win that first one. Hopefully they would both kill each other at the same time.

Then for the second one...i would have to say that segal would beat Norris's ass. Chuck is about as close to a loser as you can be.
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Postby Lord ZOG » Mon Aug 16, 2004 9:18 am

Ernie vs. Bert?
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