Chinese introduce new "sim girlfriend"...

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Chinese introduce new "sim girlfriend"...

Postby Murgatroyd » Mon Aug 23, 2004 3:51 pm

Man, you'd think in a country with a billion+ people that dating wouldn't be an issue.

Tell me the title of this article isn't a double entendre...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/3591856.stm

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Postby shockwave203 » Mon Aug 23, 2004 3:56 pm

On top of a general subscription, men will be charged a fee to buy flowers and gifts for the virtual girlfriend.


wow, that's pathetic

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Postby King » Mon Aug 23, 2004 4:05 pm

i'd have to say that having to buy flowers and such for a f-ing computer program would just about piss me off. Money is the object to advance the levels. I mean WTF? If she were real, i'd sock her in the nose. Could you get a virtual hummer in return? if so, thats pathetic as well. Why buy flowers when you can go buy the bj?:freak:
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Postby Jeffro » Mon Aug 23, 2004 4:07 pm

Originally posted by shockwave203
wow, that's pathetic


Pathetic is an understatement.

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Postby King » Mon Aug 23, 2004 4:13 pm

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Postby NGame » Mon Aug 23, 2004 4:15 pm

Jeffro's real REAL thoughts:IMPORT TIME!

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Postby Jeffro » Mon Aug 23, 2004 4:18 pm

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Postby Starlite » Mon Aug 23, 2004 4:19 pm

Hahahha that's crazy....but I love receiving gifts from my significant other.

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Postby King » Mon Aug 23, 2004 4:25 pm

Originally posted by Starlite
Hahahha that's crazy....but I love receiving gifts from my significant other.


Yeah but do you refuse to talk to him/her if they dont buy anything?
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Postby LordShard » Mon Aug 23, 2004 4:45 pm

In china they are overpopulated and each couple only allowed to have 1 child, so nearly all children are guys and you have to be something real special to attract a girl.

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Postby Camel toe joe » Mon Aug 23, 2004 5:19 pm

save the money for a hooker.....

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Postby flapjack » Mon Aug 23, 2004 6:07 pm

Is there a BJ attachment for the phone? I wonder if she gets fatter the longer you date?

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Postby Murgatroyd » Mon Aug 23, 2004 6:17 pm

Originally posted by flapjack
I wonder if she gets fatter the longer you date?


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Postby Starlite » Mon Aug 23, 2004 10:02 pm

Originally posted by Kingofbeers
Yeah but do you refuse to talk to him/her if they dont buy anything?


It depends.....nah, I'm joking

Does the guy gain weight the longer you date him?
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Postby King » Mon Aug 23, 2004 10:48 pm

Originally posted by Starlite
It depends.....nah, I'm joking

Does the guy gain weight the longer you date him?
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yeah he gets lazy cuz all the cardio that he could be getting while givin' it to the ol' lady is wasted... metabolism goes down and poof. Instant beer gut. Give it up more, healthier portion of the male species. thats it, im running for president.

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