If I had a million dollars
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- Keekanoo
Originally posted by Ryan
EDIT: Actually.. I'd do 2 chicks at the same time. Always wanted to do that...
One bottle of tequila, good quality. 26oz. $40.00
One excellant meal for 3. Only one glass of wine (red) each. $140.00
2 lemons. $1.00
One used game of Twister. $5.00.
Turn house heat high, say your furnace is broken.
Light candles.
Mix and spin.
Voila.
As for what I'd do with a million dollars....
Get my visa updated. Travel Spain, Italy, France.... Looking for an excellant cafe.
Buy a small house near the cafe.
Drink capacino or cafe o lait while writing and watching the ocean.
Oh... buy one of those silly scooter things, all of 60cc to get around on.
a million bucks?
First off, i'd buy out the two houses next to me. Over pay for one neighbor cuz she's really nice, divorced w/ two kids. Then UNDERPAY the bitch next to me buy a landslide. She's a dumb ho, w/ 4 kids... 3 of them are girls which are really attractive but are just complete bitches. Slash her son's tires in front of him and hire johnny Cochran to get me out of it w/ no strings attached.
I'd level my bitch neighbors house w/ a rented bulldozer and a back-ho while all her possesions are still in it. I will laugh un-controllably. Drop back-ho on each of her kid's BMW's and laugh some more. Hire Johnny Cochran again.
I think between legal fees and rental fees, i'd be out all my cash. Then i'd sell the lots at for a what they were worth and invest the money that i made.
Thats the easiest way to get rid of them i suppose.
First off, i'd buy out the two houses next to me. Over pay for one neighbor cuz she's really nice, divorced w/ two kids. Then UNDERPAY the bitch next to me buy a landslide. She's a dumb ho, w/ 4 kids... 3 of them are girls which are really attractive but are just complete bitches. Slash her son's tires in front of him and hire johnny Cochran to get me out of it w/ no strings attached.
I'd level my bitch neighbors house w/ a rented bulldozer and a back-ho while all her possesions are still in it. I will laugh un-controllably. Drop back-ho on each of her kid's BMW's and laugh some more. Hire Johnny Cochran again.
I think between legal fees and rental fees, i'd be out all my cash. Then i'd sell the lots at for a what they were worth and invest the money that i made.
Thats the easiest way to get rid of them i suppose.
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Originally posted by Starlite
I think I would buy a mansion in Europe somewhere with a private beach and invest the rest in something profitable.
...Mansion with private beach for under $1M? Good luck
EDIT: If you find this, let me know and we'll be neighbors.
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How about take half of the interest, add that to my income, and bank the other half. Shortly that 1 mil becomes 10 mill.
- LordShard
Pay of my mother's debts, buy her a house and buy myself a house on the otherside of the country. I'd then I'd buy a top of the line diesel car and quad opteron gaming rig with 16GB of ram, Windows XP 64 bit edition, and a X800 special edition. I'd invest with the rest and only spend money as I need it. Hopefully the money would last me the rest of my life.
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Originally posted by Kingofbeers
I'd level my bitch neighbors house w/ a rented bulldozer and a back-ho while all her possesions are still in it. I will laugh un-controllably. .




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Shit, I forgot, the speaker company I use just came out with their pre-amp/amp combo. They are currently shipping thier first shipments. I'd have to buy.
http://www.av123.com/products_category_brand.php?section=processors&brand=42
Section is only for the pre-order. let me tell you, top of the line components. It is built off of a Sunfire core.
They are also about ready to ship their RS1000 flag ship Rocket speaker. I'd have to order 2 pairs, then geek out to Dark Side of the Moon on SACD.
http://www.av123.com/products_category_brand.php?section=processors&brand=42
Section is only for the pre-order. let me tell you, top of the line components. It is built off of a Sunfire core.
They are also about ready to ship their RS1000 flag ship Rocket speaker. I'd have to order 2 pairs, then geek out to Dark Side of the Moon on SACD.
Originally posted by ConScIouS
You could probally hire someone to slash them cheaper then you could get Johnny to defend you.
But i want them to SEE me do it. W/ a big fuckin' smile on my face.
I also thought of an alternative way to spend my million dollars....
I'd hire a group of body building midgets have them trained in martial arts and have them kick people's asses on a whim. Nothing says "lookout" like a little person with sausage fingers layin' jabs at your testicles. I'd have costumes made for each of them in the style of the super friends...
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