Tue Aug 31, 2004 5:24 pm
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Tue Aug 31, 2004 5:36 pm
Originally posted by Macabre
in short....he who cries to admins, right or wrong, will remain and you are gone...im cool with it ...i know the "rules of whining"...its happened twice now and counting![]()
Tue Aug 31, 2004 6:06 pm
Tue Aug 31, 2004 6:50 pm
Originally posted by gowhitesox99
It has been a nice help since I binded F to administer 1 push, that has helped tons for noob door blockers.
Tue Aug 31, 2004 6:53 pm
Originally posted by gowhitesox99
It has been a nice help since I binded F to administer 1 push, that has helped tons for noob door blockers.
Tue Aug 31, 2004 8:58 pm
Tue Aug 31, 2004 9:54 pm
Originally posted by VlfPlyer
Irratated noob alert question:
Script that for me if you would
Thanks
Tue Aug 31, 2004 10:22 pm
Wow....Originally posted by Keekanoo
Scenario:
You are driving on the free-way. You decide to change lanes. You observe traffic, signal your intent, do a shoulder check, begin to make the lane change and Speed Tard from Hell slips into your spot doing twice the speed limit.
Do you, A. Calmly pull out your magnum 356 revolver with mercury-tipped rounds, roll down the window and proceed to stitch a 'heart' sign on the trunk of the offending car?
B. Accelerate rapidly and attempt to ram the offending vehicle off the road before he/she does any more sneaky lane-changes?
C. Pull the pin on Mr. Grenade, count to 3 and lob it at the offending car?
D. All of the above?
E. Curse, display the length of your longest finger and enjoy watching several miles up the road the offending tard pulled over by a cop?
Scenario 2:
You are at a bank, waiting patiently in that mental state somewhere between formaldahyded brain and drunken stupor without the giddy affects when suddenly, 3 people in front of you, the guy with the bad toupee and trench-coat whips out a sawed-off shotgun and screams: "EVERYBODY DOWN THIS IS A HOLD UP. ANYONE MOVES AND I'LL BLAST YOU TO HELL."
Do you, A. Grab the pee-dribling taxi-driver in front of you, using him as a shield as you launch at the gun-toting bank-robber?
B. Launch yourself onto the closest dumb-founded security guard, tackle him to the ground, wrench his weapon from him and begin fireing rapidly in the general vacinity of the bad-toupee?
C. Continue mentally tabulating your bills and general out-going expenses with expected income and wondering if you should have the mutton-chops baked in fresh Brazilian mustard-seed or the free-range chicken baste-broiled in your new hand-cranked rotissarie barb-b-q for dinner....
D. All of the above?
E. Lay down and take this rare opportunity to answer a long-wondered question regarding statistical comparison of the amount of dresses worn with the amount of under-garments worn.![]()
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