Favorite movie quotes!

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Favorite movie quotes!

Postby inmate#655321 » Wed Sep 15, 2004 1:25 am

I have tons that I use in daily conversation and everyday life. And, why yes, that does make me a movie geek but I'm damn proud of it. Here are some of my favorites.

"I was thinking of the Immortal words of Socrates who said, 'I drank what?'"

"Leave the gun. Take the cannolis."

"Slider..... You stink."

"Damn, this floor is cold!" "Want me to get your slippers for ya?" "Gee.. would ya Sarge?"

"Did you ever have a dream where you were on top of a pyramid in sun god robes with thousands of naked women throwing little pickles at you?"

"Its snowing in my room, God-Damnit!"

"No time for the ole in-out love, I've just come to read the meter!"

"So.... shes a dog."

"My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar. " "When will you be back?" "I can't tell you that. It's classified."

"He's on his final hole. He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2 iron I think. "

"Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zools knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"

"Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish! Not like going down to the pond and chasing bluegills and tommycots. This shark, swallow you whole. No shakin', no tenderizin', down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant! I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing."

"I know a taxidermy man back home. He gonna have a heart attack when he see what I brung him!"

"Keaton once said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze."

"Best dollar eighty I ever spent!"

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Postby cavalierlwt » Wed Sep 15, 2004 3:58 am

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Postby Murgatroyd » Wed Sep 15, 2004 6:30 am

"You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water, shark's in the water... our shark."

"Horror and mortal terror are your friends - if not, then they are enemies to be feared."

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Postby DocTrebor » Wed Sep 15, 2004 7:12 am

"Um...yeah....what we need you to do is put the cover sheets on the TPS reports, didn't you get the memo about this?"

-office space

"And Shepards we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee, for Thee, power hath decended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomine Patri et Fili Spiritu Sancte. Amen."

-boondock saints

(male)"But I just wanted to cuddle!" (response) "You fairy fuck..."

-boondock saints

Tour of Duty

Postby Tour of Duty » Wed Sep 15, 2004 8:17 am

"Because I am hard you will not like me; but the more you hate me, the more you will learn!" -Full Metal Jacket

"yippiekajee, m*th*rf*ck*r"
"Happy trail, Hans" -Die Hard 1

"shall we shag now, or shag later?" -Austin Powers

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Postby Tommy Boy » Wed Sep 15, 2004 8:23 am

tell us what movie those lines are from...for us who don't have a clue...of all of these quotes, I think that I could name 2 movies...

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Postby jnkcrp » Wed Sep 15, 2004 9:38 am

Salsa Shark. Were gonna need a bigger boat. Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark is in salsa.

- Randal

Go that way, really fast; if something gets in your way . . . turn.

- Charles De Mar

Do you see anything on this uniform indicating an officer?! What does three up and three down mean to you?! -Sgt. Maj. Dickerson:
End of an inning? -Airman Adrian Cronauer:

Wanna beer? -Jack Butler:
It's 7 o'clock in the morning. -Ron Richardson:
Scotch? -Jack Butler:
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Postby Sir Loin » Wed Sep 15, 2004 10:47 am

"You're lean, you're mean, and you're not to far between".

Bill Murray- Caddyshack
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Postby Bossman » Wed Sep 15, 2004 11:33 am

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Re: Favorite movie quotes!

Postby A Squirrel » Wed Sep 15, 2004 11:49 am

Originally posted by inmate#655321
I have tons that I use in daily conversation and everyday life. And, why yes, that does make me a movie geek but I'm damn proud of it. Here are some of my favorites.

"I was thinking of the Immortal words of Socrates who said, 'I drank what?'"

"Leave the gun. Take the cannolis."

"Slider..... You stink."

"Damn, this floor is cold!" "Want me to get your slippers for ya?" "Gee.. would ya Sarge?" <---ALIENS

"Did you ever have a dream where you were on top of a pyramid in sun god robes with thousands of naked women throwing little pickles at you?"

"Its snowing in my room, God-Damnit!"

"No time for the ole in-out love, I've just come to read the meter!"<--- (I think) CLOCKWORK ORANGE

"So.... shes a dog."

"My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar. " "When will you be back?" "I can't tell you that. It's classified."

"He's on his final hole. He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2 iron I think. "

"Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zools knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"<---GHOSTBUSTERS

"Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish! Not like going down to the pond and chasing bluegills and tommycots. This shark, swallow you whole. No shakin', no tenderizin', down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant! I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing."<---JAWS

"I know a taxidermy man back home. He gonna have a heart attack when he see what I brung him!"

"Keaton once said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze."<---THE USUAL SUSPECTS

"Best dollar eighty I ever spent!"



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Re: Favorite movie quotes!

Postby Bossman » Wed Sep 15, 2004 1:23 pm

"I was thinking of the Immortal words of Socrates who said, 'I drank what?'" - Robin Williams I believe, not sure the movie

"Leave the gun. Take the cannolis." - Godfather

"Slider..... You stink." - Top Gun

"Damn, this floor is cold!" "Want me to get your slippers for ya?" "Gee.. would ya Sarge?" - Aliens

"Did you ever have a dream where you were on top of a pyramid in sun god robes with thousands of naked women throwing little pickles at you?"

"Its snowing in my room, God-Damnit!"

"No time for the ole in-out love, I've just come to read the meter!" <--- (I think) CLOCKWORK ORANGE


"So.... shes a dog."- Ghostbusters

"My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar. " "When will you be back?" "I can't tell you that. It's classified."

"He's on his final hole. He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2 iron I think. " - Caddyshack

"Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zools knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!" - Ghostbusters

"Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish! Not like going down to the pond and chasing bluegills and tommycots. This shark, swallow you whole. No shakin', no tenderizin', down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant! I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing."<---JAWS

"I know a taxidermy man back home. He gonna have a heart attack when he see what I brung him!"

"Keaton once said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze."<---THE USUAL SUSPECTS


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Postby Sir Loin » Wed Sep 15, 2004 1:27 pm

"Best dollar eighty I ever spent." -Young Guns 2
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Postby cavalierlwt » Wed Sep 15, 2004 1:29 pm

I was thinking of the Immortal words of Socrates who said, 'I drank what?'"

"Did you ever have a dream where you were on top of a pyramid in sun god robes with thousands of naked women throwing little pickles at you?"

"Its snowing in my room, God-Damnit!"
--I think these three are from 'Real Genius' with Val Kilmer

Here's one I remember from it:
Q: Are you Chris Knight? A: I hope so, I'm wearing his underwear.
Failing to plead
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Postby SkiloDog2000 » Wed Sep 15, 2004 1:34 pm

I like history too. Maybe when this is over we can to the souvenir shop. Right now I want to find some rockets." Finally, Mason explains his qualifications as, "I have a unique knowledge of this prison facility. I was formerly a guest here."

Is that normal?!?!?!
What the foot thing?(casually)
YES THE FOOT THING!!
Well, it happens.(again casually)

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Postby Sir Loin » Wed Sep 15, 2004 1:36 pm

"It puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again."

-Buffalo Bill, Silence of the Lambs


"Whats the matter Colonel Sanders.............Chicken?"

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