Favorite movie quotes!

[inmate#655321]

Originally posted by inmate#655321
I have tons that I use in daily conversation and everyday life. And, why yes, that does make me a movie geek but I'm damn proud of it. Here are some of my favorites.

"I was thinking of the Immortal words of Socrates who said, 'I drank what?'" - REAL GENIUS

"Leave the gun. Take the cannolis." - THE GODFATHER

"Slider..... You stink." - TOP GUN

"Damn, this floor is cold!" "Want me to get your slippers for ya?" "Gee.. would ya Sarge?" - ALIENS

"Did you ever have a dream where you were on top of a pyramid in sun god robes with thousands of naked women throwing little pickles at you?" - REAL GENIUS

"Its snowing in my room, God-Damnit!" - WIERD SCIENCE

"No time for the ole in-out love, I've just come to read the meter!" - A CLOCKWORK ORANGE

"So.... shes a dog." - GHOSTBUSTERS

"My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar. " "When will you be back?" "I can't tell you that. It's classified." - AIRPLANE THE MOVIE

"He's on his final hole. He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2 iron I think. " - CADDYSHACK

"Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zools knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!" - GHOSTBUSTERS

"Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish! Not like going down to the pond and chasing bluegills and tommycots. This shark, swallow you whole. No shakin', no tenderizin', down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that'll bring back your tourists, put all your businesses on a payin' basis. But it's not gonna be pleasant! I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I'll find him for three, but I'll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you've gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don't want no volunteers, I don't want no mates, there's too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing." - JAWS

"I know a taxidermy man back home. He gonna have a heart attack when he see what I brung him!" - JAWS

"Keaton once said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze." - USUAL SUSPECTS

"Best dollar eighty I ever spent!" - YOUNG GUNS II

Classic Charles de mar quote, jnk.

"Layne, we live in pit stop on the way to a major ski resort. You can't even get any real drugs here!"

[Sir Loin Profile]

"This is pure snow.......do you realize what the street value of this is."

-Charles de mar, Better off Dead

[Rule of Wrist]

"Anyone who don't wanna get shot... better clear on out the back"
-William Munny Unforgiven

"SHUT UP BITCH! I can't run and get a pack of smokes without running into 9 guys you fucked!!!"
-Rocko The Boondock Saints

"Modern bombs don't tick, they vibrate. 9 times out of 10 it's an electric razor, but sometimes *whispers* it's a DILDO"
Fight Club

"What ain't no country I ever heard of... they speak english in What?"
- Jules Winnfield Pulp Fiction

"My advice to you is to drink heavily."
- Blutarsky Animal House

"I know i'm a prima donna, I admit it! The thing I can't stand about Monty is that he won't admit it."
- George Patton Patton

"Apology accepted, Captain Needa..."
- Darth Vader The Empire Strikes Back

"Hey mick, how much you think that guy eats?"
"About 202lbs..."
"And in this corner, weighing in at 202lbs, ROCKY BALBOA!"
Rocky III

"...And the order is engage the silent drive!"
- Marko Ramius The Hunt for Red October

"KHHAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!" ( )
- Captain Kirk Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

"Oh the CLIT is real, it's real.... now the Female orgasm! That's the myth!"
- The Ranger Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

"I hate snakes!"
"Come on, show a little backbone..."
- Raiders of the Lost Ark

"OK, you two stay here, hold down the fort and keep the home fires burning and if i'm not back by dawn, call the president"
- Jack Burton Big Trouble in Little China

[Gurn Blanston Profile]

"The sheriff is a ni----!"
"What'd he say?"
"The sheriff is a ni----!"
"What?"
"He said the sheriff is near!"
- Blazing Saddles


"Where all the white women at?"
- Blazing Saddles

[Jeffro Profile YIM]

"Grandmother fucker"

"Motherfucker"

"Yes I am!"

[King Profile]

"that kid is back on the escelator again!"

Brodie Bruce, Mallrats

[LeVar Burton Profile]

"You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish."

[Tommy Boy Profile]

Originally posted by Sir Loin
"You're lean, you're mean, and you're not to far between".

Bill Murray- Caddyshack

Awesome! Great quote from a great movie....

[Agent-Commando]

"Dude, where's my car?"
"Where's your car, dude?

"What does mine say?"
"Sweet!"
"What does mine say?"
"Dude!"
"What does mine say?"
"Sweet!"
"What does mine say?"
"Dude!"

.... goes on and on.

[flapjack]

You winning Isn't. Me do!

[Sir Loin Profile]

"What would you do if you had a million dollars?"

"I tell you what I'd do man.....two chicks at the same time,man."

--Office Space


"I smell varmit poontang."

--Bill Murray, Caddyshack


"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizoprenic,..and so am I."

--Bill Murray, What about Bob?

[SavageParrot Profile]

"Sure I could have stayed in the past, could have even been king; but in my own way, I am King. Hail to the king baby" - Army of Darkness

"Give me some sugar baby" _ Army of Darkness

"Sut that c*nts mouth before I cone over there and fuck start her head." - Way of the Gun

"Only after you eat the penuts out of my shiiit!" _ Full Metal Jacket

[Kurith]

*cat explodes*

"I can't believe that just fuckin happened!"

"....Is it dead?"

-Boondock Saints

[Random Hero]

Mr. Garrison: Well, your moms are just upset. They're probably all on their periods or something.
Greg: Mr. Garrison, Wendy and I think that was a sexist statement.
Mr. Garrison: Well, I'm sorry, Wendy. But I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.


Princess: Westley, what about the ROUS's?
Westley: Rodents of unusual size? I don't think they exist.


Walter: Saturday, Donny, is Shabes, the Jewish day of rest. That means: I don't work. I don't drive a car. I don't fu**ing ride in a car. I don't handle money. I don't turn on the oven. And, I sure as shit don't fu**ing roll!


Jones: You go out onto a battlefield with this pecker sticking out of your turret and the enemy's gonna unload on you with all they got. Might as well paint a big red bull's-eye on the side.
Col. Smith: But, it's a troop-carrier, not a tank.
Jones: Do you want me to put a sign on it in fifty languages "I am a troop-carrier, not a tank. Please don't shoot at me"?

Stewardess: Can I get you anything to drink?
Clark: Honey? I guess I'll have a Coke.
Stewardess: Do you want that in the can?
Clark Griswold: No, I'll have it right here.

[Lord ZOG Profile]

"I admire its purity...a survivor; unclouded by conscious, remorse...or delusions of morailty."

"I can't say much for your chances, but you have my sympathies."