Sun Dec 12, 2004 6:53 pm
Your Mommas so fat, when it says All you can eat it still ain't enough ...
her favorite food is seconds.
she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy
her belt size is Equator.
she shows up on radar.
she went to the Zoo and Elephants threw peanuts at her.
when she opens the Fridge it says - 'I give up...'
her favorite food is seconds.
she sat on a Nintendo Gamecube and it turned into a gameboy
her belt size is Equator.
she shows up on radar.
she went to the Zoo and Elephants threw peanuts at her.
when she opens the Fridge it says - 'I give up...'
Sun Dec 12, 2004 7:11 pm
That belt size one reminded me of a momma joke.
Your mommas so fat, when she got hit by a bus she said "Who's throwin' stones?!?".
Your mommas so fat, when she got hit by a bus she said "Who's throwin' stones?!?".
Sun Dec 12, 2004 7:12 pm
lol
Mon Dec 13, 2004 4:09 am
you as stupid as a Soup Sandwich
if i would have wanted lip from you i would have got it off my zipper!
if i would have wanted lip from you i would have got it off my zipper!
Mon Dec 13, 2004 9:41 am
Your so dumb you climbed this massive clear glass wall just to see what's on the other side
Your so dumb you broke your leg while raking leaves by falling out of the tree.
Your so dumb you broke your leg while raking leaves by falling out of the tree.
Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:29 pm
Originally posted by =DocTrebor=
"you like school in summertime. . ."
"school in summertime?"
"yeah bitch, school in sumertime...open yo bitch ass ears before i pop a cap in yo ass"
I get my jimmy waxed 4 times a day bitch...
South Park is f'in hilarious
Mon Dec 13, 2004 3:35 pm
"What are you lookin' at butthead? Say hi to your mom for me"
Mon Dec 13, 2004 4:52 pm
These are a few i found quite funy:
1)Your momma is so fat she has to iron here pants on the drive way. LOL
2)Your momma is so fat that NASA orbits satellites around her
MoJo
1)Your momma is so fat she has to iron here pants on the drive way. LOL
2)Your momma is so fat that NASA orbits satellites around her
MoJo
Mon Dec 13, 2004 5:58 pm
Couple more of yo momma:
Yo momma so fat she stepped out into the street. when i swerved to miss her, i ran outta gas
yo momma so nasty she gets sourdough yeast infection
Yo momma so fat she stepped out into the street. when i swerved to miss her, i ran outta gas
yo momma so nasty she gets sourdough yeast infection
Mon Dec 13, 2004 6:15 pm
It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.
When ever insulting, the truth always hurts more. Nothing worse than that.... well maybe.... Ever seen two virgins trying to have sex, its a sad ass site.
A- I can't.... if you just...
B- hey thats my...
A- you know, great lovers are made, not born, it takes team work.
B- ok i'll try
A- HEY, no biting
B- tee hee
You get the picture.... as sad is it is.
Worse than that, is having to pay to watch.
Good old vegas!
When ever insulting, the truth always hurts more. Nothing worse than that.... well maybe.... Ever seen two virgins trying to have sex, its a sad ass site.
A- I can't.... if you just...
B- hey thats my...
A- you know, great lovers are made, not born, it takes team work.
B- ok i'll try
A- HEY, no biting
B- tee hee
You get the picture.... as sad is it is.
Worse than that, is having to pay to watch.
Good old vegas!
Mon Dec 13, 2004 6:19 pm
Jeffro is teh suxorz 
Mon Dec 13, 2004 8:52 pm
Yo mama so fat, that when she when somebody said its chili outside, she grabbed a spoon.
Mon Dec 13, 2004 10:30 pm
Originally posted by SHWoff
Yo momma so fat she stepped out into the street. when i swerved to miss her, i ran outta gas
haha that one is great!
Mon Dec 13, 2004 11:09 pm
taken from the infamous paddle in Animal House...
"FAH Q"
"FAH Q"
Mon Dec 13, 2004 11:28 pm
Your momma is so fat, they had to install speedbumps on the buffet line.
Your momma is so ugly, your daddy takes her to work with him so he dont have to kiss the bitch goodbye.
Your momma is so ugly, your daddy takes her to work with him so he dont have to kiss the bitch goodbye.