FUNNY AS HECK, but hold onto your stomach.............

[tek]

Read it..

You'll laugh...you might BBLLLLLAAAAAHHHHH too...

http://www.tuckermax.com/tuckertriesbuttsex.html

ROFL

[SavageParrot]

'Everyone's doing anal. It's the new black'

Seiously funn sh*t dude

I think the crowning moment was when my eyes locked with Jaime’s, I saw her moment of realization and then her quick shift from shock and surprise to complete and irreparable anger. Between bouts of hurling she flipped out:


“OH MY GOD--BBBLLLLAAAAHHHH--YOU FILMED THIS, YOU ASSHOLE-- BBBLLLLAAAAHHHH-- HOW COULD YOU-- BBBLLLLAAAAHHHH--I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME--BBBLLLLAAAAHHHH--OH MY GOD-- BBBLLLLAAAAHHHH--I LET YOU FUCK ME IN THE ASS--BBBLLLLAAAAHHHH.”

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Even while I'm at work I still chuckle about him getting shit on his stick and how she ran away!

[SavageParrot]

I want to be her therapist. I could get a really big mortgage with that kind of income...

bblaaaarg No blaaaaarg you blaaaaaarg should wait blaaaaarg until the housing blaaaaarg bubble pops blaaaarg.

[Tommy Boy]

that really is funny...I read it 3 times and was killing myself laughing...he is a good writer!

[King]

lol too bad the story is bullshit... its like a tall tale or some shit... i heard that story from a guy who told me that happened to his friend. very funny, yet, chances are the guy who wrote this isnt the orginator of the story

Originally posted by Kingofbeers
lol too bad the story is bullshit... its like a tall tale or some shit... i heard that story from a guy who told me that happened to his friend. very funny, yet, chances are the guy who wrote this isnt the orginator of the story

I figured it to be a prank, but it's still funny as hell.

He asked a gay waiter what to use and he dind't say to use a condom. ROLF:rotflmao:

[Wolfy2]

wow when I have nightmares that is exactly what happens in them!! lol.

Originally posted by Wolfy2
wow when I have nightmares that is exactly what happens in them!! lol.

heh, so you seduce a younge lady have your best friend in the closet take pictures as you get shit on your stick in your dreams? o_O

[SavageParrot]

Yay another potential client for my pschological helpline. Dial 1800parrotdon'trealycarebutwantsyourcash...

Hahaha. Anal lube...