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by **EZC** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 7:30 pm

.....smashed my thumb with a hammer and....

by **Davis** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 7:34 pm

..... Screamed..... bloody murder........ BLOODY MURDER.....

by **Savant** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 7:44 pm

...quickly regrouping, started reciting words of a great prophet of our time, "some people like cupcakes better, I for one care less for them"...

by **A Squirrel** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 7:56 pm

... instead of taking away the pain and calming me, the magical words drew a crowd which formed around me. Much like a swarm of pasty hippies flocking to a poetry recital, they begged for me to...

by **SavageParrot** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 8:09 pm

...eat tofu and use coconut powered cars. Shirking off thei unwashed hands I reached for my...

by **Tommy Boy** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 10:18 pm

bandaids and talcum powder which I liberally spread all over....

by **SkiloDog2000** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 10:29 pm

my windshield as a substitute for non enviormentally friendly windex. anyway, the hippies all sat down around the camp fire and to the sound of the acoustic guitar and tamberine, harry canyon slowly reached for his...

by **Hellacious** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 11:32 pm

...black bag.Skilo then ran to the barn...

by **Jeffro** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 12:04 am

...where Doomy was there, sporting leather chaps and a red ball in his mouth. Skilo was intrigued and cuffed himself to the barn door. Just before the festivities started, Doomy...

by **EZC** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 4:39 pm

... let out some gas. Soon afterwards the odor was so...

by **Jeffro** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 4:43 pm

...potent that Skilo had passed out. Hours later, he wakes up in a daze with his pants around his ankles and a sore bum. Doomy soon then...

by **SkiloDog2000** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 4:59 pm

brought his shotgun to sholder level and blasted jeffro in the face. skilo wrote a book and made millions while doomy traveled to steven hawking's ranch to...

by **Sir Loin** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 5:51 pm

........study his black holes. At this time smackshard arrives and says to everyone.."Hey...

by **Sabres** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 6:32 pm

...I love to spam the forums and waste my time." Then the moderator walks up to him and slaps him in the face and says...

by **SavageParrot** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 6:35 pm

... annie are you ok? are you ok? are you ok annie? for you see he had taken a highly unrecommendable dose of...

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