Fri Apr 01, 2005 9:52 pm
Originally posted by Tour of Duty
lets bet!
I guess he will be dead within 5 hours from this post!(11 pm CET)
HAVE SOME RESPECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
good man is dying . [bet on Bin Ladins death]:)
Sat Apr 02, 2005 12:58 am
I would love to see a 25 year old Pope! Well, maybe 35 years old. Yeah, I didn't realize how long this Pope has been Pope, time really flies. I know at one point the Pope died, they appointed the new Pope and the poor guy died a few months later.
Also, as of 12:56 AM Eastern Time, the headline reads 'Vatican says there is no hope'
That's a pretty bad thing for the vatican to say, I believe loss of hope (despair) is considered a sin of sorts. Maybe one the more religious posters knows the details on that one, I'm certainly not an authority on the subject.
Also, as of 12:56 AM Eastern Time, the headline reads 'Vatican says there is no hope'
That's a pretty bad thing for the vatican to say, I believe loss of hope (despair) is considered a sin of sorts. Maybe one the more religious posters knows the details on that one, I'm certainly not an authority on the subject.
Sat Apr 02, 2005 2:01 am
Originally posted by cavalierlwt
I would love to see a 25 year old Pope! Well, maybe 35 years old. Yeah, I didn't realize how long this Pope has been Pope, time really flies. I know at one point the Pope died, they appointed the new Pope and the poor guy died a few months later.
Also, as of 12:56 AM Eastern Time, the headline reads 'Vatican says there is no hope'
That's a pretty bad thing for the vatican to say, I believe loss of hope (despair) is considered a sin of sorts. Maybe one the more religious posters knows the details on that one, I'm certainly not an authority on the subject.
Actually, it is a widely held belief that that second Pope you speak of was assasinated by his cardinals.
I don't believe it is that they have a loss of hope; they believe that he is finally being called home to his reward.
Sat Apr 02, 2005 2:09 am
I just hope the new pope tells the catholics to "lighten up on their non-practicing Catholic sons" That way my mom will give a freakin' break about not goin to church anymore.
On a serious note though. The guy performed his life-long service to God. Thats all he wanted in life was to help others and spread the goodwill to others. He even forgave the man that tried to assasinate him. That takes a type of character that very few of us in this world have.
On a not so serious note, i've seen him playin BF before. His name was "Pope with a Scope" and he was a fucking aweseome sniper.
On a serious note though. The guy performed his life-long service to God. Thats all he wanted in life was to help others and spread the goodwill to others. He even forgave the man that tried to assasinate him. That takes a type of character that very few of us in this world have.
On a not so serious note, i've seen him playin BF before. His name was "Pope with a Scope" and he was a fucking aweseome sniper.
Sat Apr 02, 2005 2:39 am
Yes, God was truly with "Pope with a Scope"
And, he was pretty good with the "Holy Hand Grenade"
Speaking of people dying, comedian Mitch Hedburg died Wednesday, heart failure (probably due to drugs). He was funny and weird as hell, sort of like a drugged out Steven Wright. I always got a kick out of him.
Click on the 'Doughnuts' clip to see what I mean:
http://www.comedycentral.com/standup/central/detail.jhtml?p=/comedians/h/mitch_hedberg.xml
Some of his quotes:
I haven't slept for ten days... because that would be too long.
I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn't grow shit.
Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load shit into a truck.
At my hotel room, my friend came over and asked to use the phone. I said "Certainly." He said "Do I need to dial 9?" I say "Yeah. Especially if it's in the number. You can try four and five back to back real quick."
A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
I went to the park and saw this kid flying a kite. The kid was really excited. I don't know why, that's what they're supposed to do. Now if he had had a chair on the other end of that string, I would have been impressed.
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
I opened-up a yogurt, underneath the lid it said, "Please try again." because they were having a contest that I was unaware of. I thought maybe I opened the yogurt wrong. ...Or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me... "Come on Mitchell, don't give up!" An inspirational message from your friends at Yoplait, fruit on the bottom, hope on top.
2-in-1 is a bullshit term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That's why 2 was created
I drive a lot of rental cars...and I don't know what's going on...so a lot of times I will drive like 10 miles with the emergency brake on...that doesn't say a lot for me...but it really doesn't say a lot for the emergency brake...it's not an emergency brake...it's an emergency make your car smell funny lever.
Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2,000 of something
And, he was pretty good with the "Holy Hand Grenade"
Speaking of people dying, comedian Mitch Hedburg died Wednesday, heart failure (probably due to drugs). He was funny and weird as hell, sort of like a drugged out Steven Wright. I always got a kick out of him.
Click on the 'Doughnuts' clip to see what I mean:
http://www.comedycentral.com/standup/central/detail.jhtml?p=/comedians/h/mitch_hedberg.xml
Some of his quotes:
I haven't slept for ten days... because that would be too long.
I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn't grow shit.
Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load shit into a truck.
At my hotel room, my friend came over and asked to use the phone. I said "Certainly." He said "Do I need to dial 9?" I say "Yeah. Especially if it's in the number. You can try four and five back to back real quick."
A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
I went to the park and saw this kid flying a kite. The kid was really excited. I don't know why, that's what they're supposed to do. Now if he had had a chair on the other end of that string, I would have been impressed.
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
I opened-up a yogurt, underneath the lid it said, "Please try again." because they were having a contest that I was unaware of. I thought maybe I opened the yogurt wrong. ...Or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me... "Come on Mitchell, don't give up!" An inspirational message from your friends at Yoplait, fruit on the bottom, hope on top.
2-in-1 is a bullshit term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That's why 2 was created
I drive a lot of rental cars...and I don't know what's going on...so a lot of times I will drive like 10 miles with the emergency brake on...that doesn't say a lot for me...but it really doesn't say a lot for the emergency brake...it's not an emergency brake...it's an emergency make your car smell funny lever.
Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2,000 of something