|RE|Tard FAQ
Mon Apr 11, 2005 4:04 pm
Q. Are you really retarded ?
A. No, actually I am of superior intellect.
Q. Why do you suck ?
A. Because I really don't care to not suck
Q. What is your admin test ?
A. Peon where I am most happy getting pee'd on
Q. Why did you TK me ?
A. To assert the fact that I own you.
Q. Your binds suck, can you quit using them ?
A. No, they amuse me, and I don't care about you
Q. Any tips for newbies ?
A. Throw lots of nades and hope you kill more enemies than friends
Q. Are you a hacker ?
A. Yes, but an honest one, only because I used to be a software engineer. I don't hack rtcw
Q. Can you teach me how to play ?
A. No, you hopelessly suck
Q. Whats the best team you've ever been on ?
A. The one I'm on right now, Freedom and Democracy for all humans on this planet
Q. Are you insane or stupid or what ?
A. Yeah, the many years of paxil, marijuana, and alcohol have opened numerous brilliant doorways to enlightenment, so yeah, I guess I'm legally insane, but so what
Q. Should we care about your FAQ ?
A. Yes, because I don't care about you, it's a freakin game you retard ! Let's just have fun and more Drama, I love drama ! There should be many more retards on the beach but too many people take it seriously, like retards in clans, no offense but I own you. Have a nice day.
A. No, actually I am of superior intellect.
Q. Why do you suck ?
A. Because I really don't care to not suck
Q. What is your admin test ?
A. Peon where I am most happy getting pee'd on
Q. Why did you TK me ?
A. To assert the fact that I own you.
Q. Your binds suck, can you quit using them ?
A. No, they amuse me, and I don't care about you
Q. Any tips for newbies ?
A. Throw lots of nades and hope you kill more enemies than friends
Q. Are you a hacker ?
A. Yes, but an honest one, only because I used to be a software engineer. I don't hack rtcw
Q. Can you teach me how to play ?
A. No, you hopelessly suck
Q. Whats the best team you've ever been on ?
A. The one I'm on right now, Freedom and Democracy for all humans on this planet
Q. Are you insane or stupid or what ?
A. Yeah, the many years of paxil, marijuana, and alcohol have opened numerous brilliant doorways to enlightenment, so yeah, I guess I'm legally insane, but so what
Q. Should we care about your FAQ ?
A. Yes, because I don't care about you, it's a freakin game you retard ! Let's just have fun and more Drama, I love drama ! There should be many more retards on the beach but too many people take it seriously, like retards in clans, no offense but I own you. Have a nice day.
Re: |RE|Tard FAQ
Mon Apr 11, 2005 4:09 pm
Originally posted by JamaicanBuddha
Q. Should we care about your FAQ ?
thats just the thing.. we don't.
Mon Apr 11, 2005 4:10 pm
Hey Wolfy, Your mother told me she caught you and the boy next door comparing penis sizes !! Oops, I promised that I wouldn't embarss you. sorry ... me bad
Mon Apr 11, 2005 4:46 pm
lol, I saw this coming....
Mon Apr 11, 2005 6:45 pm
ugh, why do we hate retard so much? probably bc of shit like this.
Mon Apr 11, 2005 6:49 pm
Originally posted by |RS|SquareBallz
lol, I saw this coming....
heh.. yea.
and snipo, i love you too.
Mon Apr 11, 2005 6:59 pm
Thank you my fan club Wolfy2 and El Snipo, you two are honorary retards in my clan.
Mon Apr 11, 2005 7:07 pm
Originally posted by Wolfy2
heh.. yea.
and snipo, i love you too.
Likewise
Lucky us, to be honorary retards... dear God.
Mon Apr 11, 2005 7:12 pm
I can't wait till you actually get banned from the server for being a RE|TARD...and come back to the forums crying that it was admin abuse and that it was'nt your fault. Please by all means have fun being aOriginally posted by JamaicanBuddha
Thank you my fan club Wolfy2 and El Snipo, you two are honorary retards in my clan.
Mon Apr 11, 2005 7:26 pm
|RE|Tard you pwn.
Re: |RE|Tard FAQ
Mon Apr 11, 2005 7:31 pm
Originally posted by JamaicanBuddha
...it's a freakin game you retard ! Let's just have fun...
there ya go! everyone needs to take a second and realize this.
Re: Re: |RE|Tard FAQ
Mon Apr 11, 2005 7:39 pm
Originally posted by Sabres
there ya go! everyone needs to take a second and realize this.
Could... but it seems funnier to f*ck with him.
Re: Re: Re: |RE|Tard FAQ
Mon Apr 11, 2005 7:43 pm
It does doesnt it El Snipo...and also keep up the good spamming bro..you have almost caught up with me ...me 5 monthes ago 600 you 200...now me 700 you 600...sorry if not exzact im too lazy to look back and see what it actually is lol.Originally posted by El Snipo
Could... but it seems funnier to f*ck with him.
Mon Apr 11, 2005 7:45 pm
lol, I'm at 700 too... but still a bit behind ya. haha, thanks for the spam support, always nice. I remember that, thinking "shit, I'll NEVER catch up with Luna, oh well, better start posting" haha, and here we are.
Tue Apr 12, 2005 12:41 am
|WE|TARD is better