The official Star Wars III review

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Postby girl » Sun May 22, 2005 5:53 pm

I wonder if Luke's and Leia's adoptive parents will demand child support payment from Darth Vader.

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Postby Stl Lunatic » Sun May 22, 2005 5:55 pm

ROFl...!!!

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Postby deathBOB » Sun May 22, 2005 6:48 pm

Just saw it and heres what I think:

The movie as a whole was good. It only got slow in a few parts and there was a lot less useless crap compared to the first 2. Acting was spotty. I thought whoever played anakin was really weak, Obiwan was ok, and palpatine was awesome. There was no chemistry between the characters, something I really miss from the first 3 movies. It kinda seemed like they just spouted off one liners at each other.

Its was a pretty good movie, but nothing compared to the first 3...
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Postby Stl Lunatic » Sun May 22, 2005 6:52 pm

Im gonna borow the first three from my big brother and watch them agian...

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Postby Hash » Sun May 22, 2005 7:09 pm

The one good thing i thought the movie showed well was the Jedi's and Emperor's vulnerability. I mean they were hard to kill but it wasn't impossible.
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Postby girl » Sun May 22, 2005 7:15 pm

They should have have made it end like this:

Padme gives birth to Yoda and he immediately says "time-traveler I am."

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Postby Stl Lunatic » Sun May 22, 2005 7:16 pm

Yah but I think there were more Jedi's killed were'nt there? I guess

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Postby Stl Lunatic » Sun May 22, 2005 7:18 pm

Originally posted by girl
They should have have made it end like this:

Padme gives birth to Yoda and he immediately says "time-traveler I am."
Lol thats impossible unless you mean Padme gives birth to Yoda's child...lol...thats wrong...But if you say so...:lol:

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Postby girl » Sun May 22, 2005 7:20 pm

Originally posted by Monstrous
The one good thing i thought the movie showed well was the Jedi's and Emperor's vulnerability. I mean they were hard to kill but it wasn't impossible.


They all got shot in the tushy!

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Postby Stl Lunatic » Sun May 22, 2005 7:33 pm

That would of been cool if they revieled that Anikin had a twin too. :)

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Postby girl » Sun May 22, 2005 7:36 pm

My favorite part was when Anikin said to wifey, "Remember those dreams I used to have about my mother? I had one again but it was about you."

Remember the scene in the second movie where he looked like he was having a wet dream when he was supposed to be having a nightmare?

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Postby deathBOB » Sun May 22, 2005 7:37 pm

What if it said this: "Remember those dreams I used to have about you? I had one again but it was about my mother."
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Postby girl » Sun May 22, 2005 7:39 pm

Originally posted by deathBOB
What if it said this: "Remember those dreams I used to have about you? I had one again but it was about my mother."


He'd get slapped and his babies would be aborted. :blow:

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Postby Stl Lunatic » Sun May 22, 2005 7:42 pm

lol I love these star wars what ifs...Keep em coming fellas...I got plenty of popcorn :)

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Postby Hash » Sun May 22, 2005 9:45 pm

Hey even Windu had the emperor down for the count even though he was blasting him with lightning bolts. The only reason he didn't finish him was because of that traitorous SOB Anakin.
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