Maybe because I'm a child of the 80's or something, but I love that flick. I could watch it time and again. In fact, I have. I used to read Heavy Metal magazine every so often... that's what the movie is based on (the individual stories in the movie were each stories in themselves from the magazine). Thanks for the nostalgia!
"And there's beer... in the fridge... so help yourself."
"I was givin' her the stars and stripes for ever!"
"There was no way I was gonna walk around this place with my dork hanging out!"
"Yeah, yeah... she's the queen... she can do whatever she wants."
"Sorry... sixTEEN inches long."
If you care, you can check out the final draft of the script here (slightly different than what ended up being the movie):
http://www.hundland.com/scripts/Heavy-Metal.htm