Worst example ever

[Chacal]

When trying to win the city council over, make sure your examples don't mention spitting and sodomy.

"Synthetic turfs are better now than they used to be," says Grady Miller, a UF scientist who specializes in the real stuff. "But a lot of communities don't know what to make of it."
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"Years ago, cities had laws against spitting on the sidewalks and sodomy," he says. "But those laws were changed, too."

Just to make his point stronger, he should have mentioned that bestiality is still illegal in many communities; we know it's just a matter of time.

[LeVar Burton]

Originally posted by Ralph Wiggum
Just to make his point stronger, he should have mentioned that bestiality is still illegal in many communities; we know it's just a matter of time.

What a shame, too. We're all mammals here.