Bathroom Sign

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Bathroom Sign

Postby Colonel Ingus » Fri Sep 23, 2005 2:15 pm

So I'm here at work and I go in to use the bathroom.

I shut the stall door and there some boogers stuck to the back side of them, which was disgusting, but the cleaning crew had just gone thru there.

Instead of cleaning them up the cleaning lady put up the following sign:


"If you are going to pick your nose please have the decency to eat them instead of flick'em

Thank You "


There's an important lesson to be learned here!

Unfortunately I have no idea what it is!
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Postby do not kill » Fri Sep 23, 2005 2:28 pm

lol but not flushing is more grous when you leave a BIG FAT TARD in the bowl!!!! people do it all the time at my school
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Postby Evan » Fri Sep 23, 2005 2:44 pm

Originally posted by do not kill
lol but not flushing is more grous when you leave a BIG FAT TARD in the bowl!!!! people do it all the time at my school


Maybe you should stick their heads in the bowl afterwards.
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Re: Bathroom Sign

Postby A.M. Foxtrot » Fri Sep 23, 2005 3:18 pm

Originally posted by Colonel Ingus
So I'm here at work and I go in to use the bathroom.

I shut the stall door and there some boogers stuck to the back side of them, which was disgusting, but the cleaning crew had just gone thru there.

Instead of cleaning them up the cleaning lady put up the following sign:


"If you are going to pick your nose please have the decency to eat them instead of flick'em

Thank You "


There's an important lesson to be learned here!

Unfortunately I have no idea what it is!

That's nasty, I wouldn't clean it up either.

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Postby Rand0m » Fri Sep 23, 2005 3:22 pm

:rotflmao:

priceless

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Postby do not kill » Fri Sep 23, 2005 3:29 pm

Originally posted by Evan
Maybe you should stick their heads in the bowl afterwards.



lol:rotflmao: lol:rotflmao: :lock:
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Postby pressure » Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:40 pm

The lesson is, if the lady catches you putting your boogers on the wall, she will ram your face into it and make you eat it while some gooze all around your face. Ewww.
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Postby Sabres » Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:45 pm

:P clever woman

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Postby pressure » Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:47 pm

She probaly hides behind the bathroom stall and waits. She probaly eats them herself, thats why she wants them gone so she wont be tempted.
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Postby Sabres » Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:48 pm

Originally posted by pressure
She probaly hides behind the bathroom stall and waits. She probaly eats them herself, thats why she wants them gone so she wont be tempted.

For some reason I doubt that...









lol :D

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Postby pressure » Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:50 pm

I wouldn't. She doesn't like to be doubted. Savage did, and look where it got him. He is spamming to relief his pain.
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Postby Sabres » Fri Sep 23, 2005 7:53 pm

:rotflmao: :lol:

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Postby =ender= » Fri Sep 23, 2005 11:37 pm

I guess I don't get why the hell someone would smear a booger on the back of the door. Is it like a trophy case to someone? There's a roll of paper right next to you! Use it!
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Postby Namloot » Sat Sep 24, 2005 12:43 pm

*gag*
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Postby Manco » Sat Sep 24, 2005 2:54 pm

It's because most people are pigs....haven't you read 'Animal Farm' by George Orwell???? Did you think it was just a funny little book your highschool teacher made you do a report on?

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