Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:02 am
keep working out. stay in good shape..
Sat Dec 31, 2005 3:44 pm
1. Get my girlfriend to follow the rules listed in "Old tips on how to be a good 1950's wife"
2. Find new girlfriend after trying step one
3. Exersize more eat better and get in shape so I can do step 2
4. Less time working (at work) and more time working around the house (lots to do)
2. Find new girlfriend after trying step one
3. Exersize more eat better and get in shape so I can do step 2
4. Less time working (at work) and more time working around the house (lots to do)
Sat Dec 31, 2005 4:32 pm
Play PC games less, and focus on school more.
Sat Dec 31, 2005 7:48 pm
bah!Originally posted by Twister026
Play PC games less, and focus on school more.
Sun Jan 01, 2006 2:35 pm
BTW buli where you been, missed your spamming latley. Good to see you back
Sun Jan 01, 2006 8:24 pm
Originally posted by B
It's a good thing we both go outside to smoke. The house would smell so bad and i would smoke way more from sitting in front of the computer and playing. Went from 2 packs a day to less than 1.
No it would/does stink b/c you dont take a shower everyday:P
Mon Jan 02, 2006 2:08 am
Shhh..it's quiet time.Originally posted by Greg
No it would/does stink b/c you dont take a shower everyday:P
Mon Jan 02, 2006 6:09 am
This year, I resolve to:
Always replace the gas nozzle
before driving away from the pump.
I will always "check for paper"
when leaving the restroom.
I will try to drive closer to the speed limit.
I will always wear clean underwear, "just in case".
I will keep an extra safe distance when driving behind police cars.
I will no longer park the BMW
next to fire hydrants.
and never again will I try to diffuse an explosive device with a known practical joker.
Here are some resolutions, in no particular order, that I came across and found, well, interesting :
1. I will not look at boys - 13 year old girl
2. I will not tell the same story at every get together- Incorrigible bore
3. I will eat ice-cream at midnight - every midnight of the year, I mean, not just this one - Ice-cream Connoisseur
4. I will not let the dog hog the pillow, growl at me from the sofa, and snatch the bun from my plate - this year she's going to learn that I'm the Alpha of the house and only I get to do certain things - Owner of untrained dog.
5. I won't worry so much - Fuss Budget
6. I need to start worrying a little - The Merry Spirit
7. I will cut my hair - Longhaired person
8. I will grow my hair - Shorthaired person
9. I will shave my head - Hairy person
10. I will polish my pate - Bald person
11. So many men, so little time - will make more time - Young Woman
12. This year I'm going to be kind - Unkind Person
13. This year I'm going to stop being so nice - Person who overdid it.
14. I will quack like a duck first thing in the morning and last thing at night - Donald Duck Fan
15. I will do less laundry and use more deodorant - Lazy and Smart Fellow
16. I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits next to me again, I'll TELL him he stinks! - Diffident classmate of Lazy and Smart Fellow
17. I'm going to learn cusswords in different languages - Expert Cusser in Own Language.
18. I don't need no STINKING resolutions! - Resolute Stinker
19. If I see a UFO I won't tell anybody about it - Spoilsport
20. I will remember that Muffin Day is on the 29th of every month - Muffin Lover
21. I will not tell lies - 10 year old liar.
22. I will be more imaginative - 30 year old 'Creative Person'
23. I will rename my dog something really strange and long - Exotically Inclined Person
24. I resolve to be nice to people without bringing Jesus into the equation - Secular Person
25. With that cloned cow having given birth and everything, I resolve to pay more attention to where my food comes from this next year - Organic Eater
26.I hope to be able to make people think happy thoughts when they think of me - Goody Good Two Shoes
27. I will go on long ego trips - Honest Egoist
28. I will prognosticate that I will probably procrastinate engaging in all the objectives I have premeditated for this approaching twelvemonth - Honest Wordsmith
29. I will have noble thoughts - Impure Thinker
30. I will not puff my entire body to twice its size and screech in her ear after my human has finished watching a horror movie. - Pet Cat
31. I will not bite the children of lawyers, no matter how much they chase me or how hard they pull my tail.- Pet Dog
32. I’ll help the Green House Effect and stop throwing my rubbish into the school drain - Tween boy
33. I will stop throwing water down from the top floor at our school at the people passing below - Tween boy
34. I will not hang around girls - they think you love them and that sucks - Tween boy
35. I will not let lose my bodily functions right when somebody is walking underneath - Crow on the topbranch of the tree
36. I will flit gently into the night - Fruit Bat
37. I will never squat again with my spurs on - Cowboy
38. I will never again smack a man that's been chewing tobacco - Cowboy
39. I will remember that life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce. - Experienced Bouncer
40. I will remember it isn't worthwhile wrestling with pigs - you get all muddy and don't the pigs just love it! - Experienced Mud Wrestler and Pig Keeper.
41. I will take neither myself nor any of the above seriously - Me
Always replace the gas nozzle
before driving away from the pump.
I will always "check for paper"
when leaving the restroom.
I will try to drive closer to the speed limit.
I will always wear clean underwear, "just in case".
I will keep an extra safe distance when driving behind police cars.
I will no longer park the BMW
next to fire hydrants.
and never again will I try to diffuse an explosive device with a known practical joker.
Here are some resolutions, in no particular order, that I came across and found, well, interesting :
1. I will not look at boys - 13 year old girl
2. I will not tell the same story at every get together- Incorrigible bore
3. I will eat ice-cream at midnight - every midnight of the year, I mean, not just this one - Ice-cream Connoisseur
4. I will not let the dog hog the pillow, growl at me from the sofa, and snatch the bun from my plate - this year she's going to learn that I'm the Alpha of the house and only I get to do certain things - Owner of untrained dog.
5. I won't worry so much - Fuss Budget
6. I need to start worrying a little - The Merry Spirit
7. I will cut my hair - Longhaired person
8. I will grow my hair - Shorthaired person
9. I will shave my head - Hairy person
10. I will polish my pate - Bald person
11. So many men, so little time - will make more time - Young Woman
12. This year I'm going to be kind - Unkind Person
13. This year I'm going to stop being so nice - Person who overdid it.
14. I will quack like a duck first thing in the morning and last thing at night - Donald Duck Fan
15. I will do less laundry and use more deodorant - Lazy and Smart Fellow
16. I will stop considering other people's feelings when they so obviously don't consider mine - if that unwashed fellow sits next to me again, I'll TELL him he stinks! - Diffident classmate of Lazy and Smart Fellow
17. I'm going to learn cusswords in different languages - Expert Cusser in Own Language.
18. I don't need no STINKING resolutions! - Resolute Stinker
19. If I see a UFO I won't tell anybody about it - Spoilsport
20. I will remember that Muffin Day is on the 29th of every month - Muffin Lover
21. I will not tell lies - 10 year old liar.
22. I will be more imaginative - 30 year old 'Creative Person'
23. I will rename my dog something really strange and long - Exotically Inclined Person
24. I resolve to be nice to people without bringing Jesus into the equation - Secular Person
25. With that cloned cow having given birth and everything, I resolve to pay more attention to where my food comes from this next year - Organic Eater
26.I hope to be able to make people think happy thoughts when they think of me - Goody Good Two Shoes
27. I will go on long ego trips - Honest Egoist
28. I will prognosticate that I will probably procrastinate engaging in all the objectives I have premeditated for this approaching twelvemonth - Honest Wordsmith
29. I will have noble thoughts - Impure Thinker
30. I will not puff my entire body to twice its size and screech in her ear after my human has finished watching a horror movie. - Pet Cat
31. I will not bite the children of lawyers, no matter how much they chase me or how hard they pull my tail.- Pet Dog
32. I’ll help the Green House Effect and stop throwing my rubbish into the school drain - Tween boy
33. I will stop throwing water down from the top floor at our school at the people passing below - Tween boy
34. I will not hang around girls - they think you love them and that sucks - Tween boy
35. I will not let lose my bodily functions right when somebody is walking underneath - Crow on the topbranch of the tree
36. I will flit gently into the night - Fruit Bat
37. I will never squat again with my spurs on - Cowboy
38. I will never again smack a man that's been chewing tobacco - Cowboy
39. I will remember that life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce. - Experienced Bouncer
40. I will remember it isn't worthwhile wrestling with pigs - you get all muddy and don't the pigs just love it! - Experienced Mud Wrestler and Pig Keeper.
41. I will take neither myself nor any of the above seriously - Me
Mon Jan 02, 2006 6:17 am
Originally posted by Ldsmith104
BTW buli where you been, missed your spamming latley. Good to see you back
He was worried I was going to catch him so he took off his golf shoes and put on his sandals of spam...
Mon Jan 02, 2006 12:47 pm
LOL at 19, 35 and 41. nice find Lunatic 
Mon Jan 02, 2006 2:08 pm
I find 14 to be somewhat wierd ...Alot of them are wierd actually...but yah
...Alot of them are wierd actually...but yah
Mon Jan 02, 2006 2:34 pm
lmao your a dork stl
Mon Jan 02, 2006 4:10 pm
If he is a dork, then what are you?Originally posted by Greg
lmao your a dork stl
Mon Jan 02, 2006 4:22 pm
my resolution is to quit smoking and find a better job.
Mon Jan 02, 2006 4:27 pm
Yeah me too. Think I'm gonna go teatotal for a few months as well.