Chuck Norris factoids

[Buliwyf]

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

[CookieDough]

aHAHAHAAHHAHAH thx so much for that

[Sabres]

these jokes are everywhere. i see them and hear them everywhere i go

[King]

HOLY FUCK!

[SavageParrot]

Originally posted by Sabres
these jokes are everywhere. i see them and here them everywhere i go

They still make me laugh though

[-HaVoC-]

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

lmfao

[Stl Lunatic]

I once heard a joke something like this...

"Chuck Norris is the U.S last line of defense against Canada in the absent affect that Canada unleashes there Secret army of attack beavers"

[Sabres]

Originally posted by SavageParrot
They still make me laugh though

Oh yeah, don't get me wrong. They make me laugh everytime I hear them 4 times a day...

[Namloot]

Funny stuff!

[dopeninjaturtle]

chuck norris rules all.

[B]

I saw him in person once. He was with Bush Sr. on one of those Presidential vote for me things. I'm only about 5'7 or so and he was way shorter than me. I think he sucks as an actor.

[Sabres]

Originally posted by B
I saw him in person once. He was with Bush Sr. on one of those Presidential vote for me things. I'm only about 5'7 or so and he was way shorter than me. I think he sucks as an actor.

You saw him in person and survived to tell the tale?

[SavageParrot]

I'd think about how you want your funeral to be B any minute the chuckster is gonna roundhouse kick you to the face for saying he sucks as an actor...

[B]

Originally posted by SavageParrot
I'd think about how you want your funeral to be B any minute the chuckster is gonna roundhouse kick you to the face for saying he sucks as an actor...

He's so short he would have to jump then kick.

[Namloot]

"When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side."

Wow!