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Postby Chacal » Mon Jan 23, 2006 1:10 pm

Originally posted by B
I think she is ugly. She has a big head and a little body.


She has a child's face and an adult body. Males are programmed to be attracted to these features because it means a very young but fertile female. Sorry, nothing we can do about it.


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Postby SavageParrot » Mon Jan 23, 2006 2:34 pm

Playboy sucks though. They photoshop every fucking image so that it looks like all their models have either had really bad faclifts or are actually plastic. Why they can't just leave the damn photos alon I'll never know...
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Postby Evan » Mon Jan 23, 2006 2:55 pm

Originally posted by ShipWreck
Well DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Evan *throws a rock and runs*


Banned!!! :D
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Postby ShipWreck » Mon Jan 23, 2006 3:12 pm

:( Thats almost as bad as seeing barb bush nekkid. One would think. :D

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Postby Tommy Boy » Mon Jan 23, 2006 6:08 pm

JLH does NOT even come close to Angelina Jolie...

She is a woman....JLH is a girl (with big cans fortunately). I agree with Chacal that she is too young looking...but guys generally like that....

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Postby cavalierlwt » Mon Jan 23, 2006 7:28 pm

What's unfortunate about her big cans? :P
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Postby gowhitesox99 » Mon Jan 23, 2006 8:08 pm

B, JLH is my #1 girl in the whole wide world, followed in no order by

Shania
Denise Richards
Angie Harmon
Amber from Survivor/Amazing Race

and you hate baseball too, are you from F'in MARS???
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Postby Evan » Mon Jan 23, 2006 8:27 pm

Originally posted by gowhitesox99
B, JLH is my #1 girl in the whole wide world, followed in no order by

Shania
Denise Richards
Angie Harmon
Amber from Survivor/Amazing Race

and you hate baseball too, are you from F'in MARS???


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Postby Trash Can » Mon Jan 23, 2006 8:38 pm

Originally posted by gowhitesox99
JLH is my #1 girl in the whole wide world, followed in no order by

Shania
Denise Richards
Angie Harmon
Amber from Survivor/Amazing Race



lol - where does the wife fall on the list?

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Postby Ldsmith104 » Mon Jan 23, 2006 9:15 pm

Sara Evans for me, I marry her, and raise her kids and husband as my own
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Damn it Jim!!! I'm a paramedic not a doctor!!!

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Postby Sir Loin » Mon Jan 23, 2006 9:20 pm

I like where buli gets his sources.....lol
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Postby Sabres » Mon Jan 23, 2006 9:56 pm

Originally posted by Trash Can
lol - where does the wife fall on the list?
This list continues for quite some time, then the wife is in there somewhere eventually...

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Postby Ldsmith104 » Mon Jan 23, 2006 10:01 pm

Originally posted by Sabres
This list continues for quite some time, then the wife is in there somewhere eventually...
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Damn it Jim!!! I'm a paramedic not a doctor!!!

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Postby Conscious* » Mon Jan 23, 2006 10:04 pm

Emma Watson and Amber from survivor, and Daniela Hantuchova.

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Postby Ldsmith104 » Mon Jan 23, 2006 10:38 pm

^^^
You had me worried for a minute there then I looked at your b-day
Larry

Damn it Jim!!! I'm a paramedic not a doctor!!!

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