What to do with Smacktard Protesters....

[Rule of Wrist]

No, I'm by myself here...

[Doug the Unforgiven]

Homophobes! You all just assumed Rule was talking about fucking a woman. I never once saw Rule say anything regarding the gender of his hopeful subject.

So maybe if Rule was fucking right now, Bukkake could be doing the typing.





Sorry, just felt like bustin' some balls.

[Rule of Wrist]

No, doug, I meant I was a "pro-fisherman"

You know, cuffing the carrot...
flogging the dolphin...
loping the mule...
punching the clown...
choking the chicken...
giving the baby's arm an indian burn...

I don't hit on both sides of the plate...
I don't pack fudge...
I don't bite pillows...
I don't dance in a chorus line...
I'm not a rope sucker...
I'm not a little light in the loafers....

K?

[#1HiTPoInT]

Originally posted by Rule of Wrist
Peace Activist Etiquette

With all of this talk of impending war, many of us will encounter
"Peace Activists" who will try and convince us that we must refrain from
retaliating against the ones who terrorized us all on September 11, 2001,
and those who support terror. These activists may be alone or in a gathering.....most of us don't know how to react to them. When you come upon one of these people, or one of their rallies, here are the proper rules of etiquette:

1. Listen politely while this person explains their views. Strike up a
conversation if necessary and look very interested in their ideas. They
will tell you how revenge is immoral, and that by attacking the people who
did this to us, we will only bring on more violence. They will probably use
many arguments, ranging from political to religious to humanitarian.

2. In the middle of their remarks, without any warning, punch them in
the nose.

3. When the person gets up off of the ground, they will be very angry
and they may try to hit you, so be careful.

4. Very quickly and calmly remind the person that violence only brings
about more violence and remind them of their stand on this matter. Tell
them if they are really committed to a nonviolent approach to undeserved
attacks, they will turn the other cheek and negotiate a solution. Tell them
they must lead by example if they really believe what they are saying.

5. Most of them will think for a moment and then agree that you are
correct.

6. As soon as they do that, hit them again. Only this time hit them
much harder. Square in the nose.

7. Repeat steps 2-5 until the desired results are obtained and the
idiot realizes how stupid of an argument he/she is making.



Have a nice day!

OMG!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHA!!! Seriously, that'll be the best way to combat them! Thanks for the tips, hehe.

[[RD]{gen}Beast]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
FUNNY SHIT MAN:lol:

[#1HiTPoInT]

Yeah... let's all get together and combat an anti-war rally!

[Wairudo Enjin Profile]

FUNNY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Although, I REALLY WOULD like so see someone try it and see what happens....I think you would end up being able to call the person a hypocrit.

[#1HiTPoInT]

Hehe... I wonder how many we could take down at those friggin college campuses, hehe!

[bayotanzk Profile]

Rule, that is funny as hell. LOL

[#1HiTPoInT]

Yeah, bay... I wonder how well you would like to take 'em out. Maybe like one in ten would actually respond the way we want 'em to.