Mort's joke of the week

[B]

Must not love em to much to wanna use them for suicide car bombings.

[Alofwar]

Actually they are very hard to destroy, they are easy to repair and maintain, so they use them to mount machine guns.

[Ldsmith104]

The day Microsoft builds something that doesn't suck is they day they start building vacuum cleaners

[B]

New sign we will be seeing very soon..

[Sabres]

fuck gasoline...

[=ender=]

Originally posted by Sabres
fuck gasoline...

I don't know what it is, but I laughed my ass off when I read this.

Nice pic, MsB.

[Alofwar]

Recently the British government brought in laws preventing the smacking of children. Many of the people against the bill were argueing that its the only language they understand.

But isnt that foreigners?

[B]

[Stl Lunatic]

What the hell is Bangkok anyways? I think it's a country?

Wow...Where do you find random pictures like that B...lol...

[cavalierlwt]

Originally posted by Alofwar
Recently the British government brought in laws preventing the smacking of children. Many of the people against the bill were argueing that its the only language they understand.

But isnt that foreigners?

Hmmm, the counter to that, a law that allows you to smack children AND foreigners.......
Could be nirvana!

[B]

It was an email from wTh|Silgan. I always get stuff like that. I have a raunchy sense of humor.

[Sabres]

Bangkok is the capital of Thailand I believe.

[B]

Edge Designs is an all-women run company that designs interior office
space. They had a recent opportunity to do an office project in NYC.
The client allowed the women of this company a free hand in all
design aspects. The client was a company that was also run by all
women execs.............The result.........well.....We all know that men
never talk .never look at each other....and never laugh much in the
restroom.... The men's room is a serious and quiet place......
.....But now...with the addition of one mural on the wall......lets
just say the men's restroom is a place of laughter and smiles...

[Sabres]

[Ldsmith104]

20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
(and a warning that if you see me doing any one of these things, just laugh with me - or join in!)

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don t use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.