Paris Hilton charged with DUI
Thu Sep 07, 2006 7:16 am
Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:14 am
She should be charged with a BAN. Big Ass Nose. I dislike her as you can tell.
Thu Sep 07, 2006 1:06 pm
"Elliot Mintz, Hilton's publicist, stressed that Hilton was not intoxicated. He said she had "had one drink" and hadn't eaten all day. "
...all day? How about "ever"?
...different from any other day?
...except for the...ahh, I can't even say it, but you know what I'm thinking.
I would date Paris Hilton. I always wondered what it would be like to have sex with a grasshopper.
...all day? How about "ever"?
...different from any other day?
...except for the...ahh, I can't even say it, but you know what I'm thinking.
I would date Paris Hilton. I always wondered what it would be like to have sex with a grasshopper.
Thu Sep 07, 2006 4:04 pm
Just more wall to wall free publicity. Her album must not be selling as good as desired.
Thu Sep 07, 2006 4:23 pm
where is the jail mug shot?
Thu Sep 07, 2006 5:20 pm
Who cares, she will buy her way out of it.
Thu Sep 07, 2006 5:43 pm
I'm wondering if she made any antisemitic comments to the officers?
Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:34 pm
lmao ferret
Fri Sep 08, 2006 5:34 am
I vote for execution. I have some specially trained Gerbils if they want to make her death last longer...
Fri Sep 08, 2006 9:35 am
Originally posted by Billabong
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I would date Paris Hilton. I always wondered what it would be like to have sex with a grasshopper.
You should change your name to "Needle Dick the Bug F@#ker"
Sun Sep 10, 2006 5:24 pm
She is a total waste, too bad all that money couldn't go to someone much more deserving.
Sun Sep 10, 2006 6:31 pm
Ya like, all the housekeepers at the Hilton who don't make shit and bust their asses.Originally posted by Namloot
She is a total waste, too bad all that money couldn't go to someone much more deserving.