Borat is finally here
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- JimmyTango
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Isla Fisher is super hot, and pretty funny too.
I think it will be a good movie, but it's not the kind of movie you go to the theater to see. I think of it as a something to watch on cable.
I think it will be a good movie, but it's not the kind of movie you go to the theater to see. I think of it as a something to watch on cable.
Failing to plead
with a throat full of dust
Life falls asleep
in a fetal position.
with a throat full of dust
Life falls asleep
in a fetal position.
here is the first 4 minutes of the borat movie http://thatvideosite.com/video/3489 looks pretty funny, just might have to go and see it
Wash [as Stegosaurus]: Yes. Yes. This is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it… "This Land."
Wash [as Allosaurus]: I think we should call it "your grave"!
Wash [as Stegosaurus]: Ahh! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
Wash [as Allosaurus]: Har har har! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die!
[The Allosaurus attacks the Stegosaurus.]
Wash [as Stegosaurus]: Ohhh, no, God! Oh, dear God in heaven!
Wash [as Allosaurus]: I think we should call it "your grave"!
Wash [as Stegosaurus]: Ahh! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
Wash [as Allosaurus]: Har har har! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die!
[The Allosaurus attacks the Stegosaurus.]
Wash [as Stegosaurus]: Ohhh, no, God! Oh, dear God in heaven!
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i read the other day that universal pictures has already bought the rights to one of Sacha Baron Cohens other characters "Bruno" for over $42 million
Wash [as Stegosaurus]: Yes. Yes. This is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it… "This Land."
Wash [as Allosaurus]: I think we should call it "your grave"!
Wash [as Stegosaurus]: Ahh! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
Wash [as Allosaurus]: Har har har! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die!
[The Allosaurus attacks the Stegosaurus.]
Wash [as Stegosaurus]: Ohhh, no, God! Oh, dear God in heaven!
Wash [as Allosaurus]: I think we should call it "your grave"!
Wash [as Stegosaurus]: Ahh! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
Wash [as Allosaurus]: Har har har! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die!
[The Allosaurus attacks the Stegosaurus.]
Wash [as Stegosaurus]: Ohhh, no, God! Oh, dear God in heaven!
- gowhitesox99
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i just dont get it........... i watched 3 minutes and now i am angry that those 3 minutes will be lost....................................................................................................................forever
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- JimmyTango
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Originally posted by gowhitesox99
i just dont get it........... i watched 3 minutes and now i am angry that those 3 minutes will be lost....................................................................................................................forever
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It isn't hard to 'get.'
I just saw the movie tonight. It was phenominal. It really puts into perspective how a person who acts like a complete novice to american culture can really make some americans look stupid.
I read a local review of the movie, sorry i didn't read the ones posted, but they likend Sasha Baron Cohen to Andy Kaufman. Thats some pretty damn good company.
The fight scene between his producer and him in the hotel... made the movie for me, worth every penny, probably the best thing put on film in the last 20 years.
I read a local review of the movie, sorry i didn't read the ones posted, but they likend Sasha Baron Cohen to Andy Kaufman. Thats some pretty damn good company.
The fight scene between his producer and him in the hotel... made the movie for me, worth every penny, probably the best thing put on film in the last 20 years.
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- gowhitesox99
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I guess I meant i thought it was so incredibly not funny that i was just confused. What is he going for? Ahhh well, you can't like all of the movies I guess.
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i just dont get it........... i watched 3 minutes and now i am angry that those 3 minutes will be lost....................................................................................................................forever
I guess I meant i thought it was so incredibly not funny that i was just confused. What is he going for? Ahhh well, you can't like all of the movies I guess.
I suppose the enlightened people consider that humor... guess I'm not one of the enlightened people. I'll wait for this one to come out on DVD... then again maybe I'll just skip the whole thing.


Another Awesome Sig by Evan - Thanks man!
It's an amazing film. Will definately be one of the highest grossing films of the year if its anywhere near as successful in the US as in the UK. Of one the best aspects of the film, is how stupid and bad it makes Americans look.
Actually i think the funniest bit of the film didnt even have Borat in it. When they pull up next to the park in the ice cream van with the music going, and all the children run up to it, and then the bear sticks its head out, the best part is that its actually real!
Actually i think the funniest bit of the film didnt even have Borat in it. When they pull up next to the park in the ice cream van with the music going, and all the children run up to it, and then the bear sticks its head out, the best part is that its actually real!
"Don't mention the war"
German Tourist: Will you stop mentioning the war
Basil: Well you started it
German tourist: No we didn't
Basil: Yes you did, you invaded Poland

German Tourist: Will you stop mentioning the war
Basil: Well you started it
German tourist: No we didn't
Basil: Yes you did, you invaded Poland

Yeah i know Jenky, dont worry about it. Its just how often Borat isnt the stupidest person in the room, like the Rodeo and the scene in the giant church.
"Don't mention the war"
German Tourist: Will you stop mentioning the war
Basil: Well you started it
German tourist: No we didn't
Basil: Yes you did, you invaded Poland

German Tourist: Will you stop mentioning the war
Basil: Well you started it
German tourist: No we didn't
Basil: Yes you did, you invaded Poland

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