Airplane fun

[jenky33]

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop.
3. Turn it on.
4. Make sure the person who won't leave you alone can see the screen.
5. Open this email.
6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.
7. Then hit this link:

http://tinyurl.com/e8efm

[Chacal]

[Sabres]

i can't imagine what they would think

[[ecgn] btt]

The title of the therad should be how to end up in Guantanamo.

[Tommy Boy]

smackers

[gowhitesox99]

then put your hands behind your back

[cavalierlwt]

The 9/11 hijackers really ruined things for the classic hijackers. Used to be that a crazy man could stand up with a box, say 'I have a bomb, and this plane will land in Cuba, Brazil, whatever' and then that's what would happen.

Now a days, before you even can make the 'b' sound in bomb, there will be a long, long line of people attempting to beat your ass into a bloody pulp. Kind of like that scene in 'Airplane' where everyone in the plane took turns beating the crap out the hysterical girl.

Surviving that plane ride long enough to see Guantanamo would be a miracle in itself.

[cartboy519]

LOL thats great!